Keep your wits about you, as this week's roundup of the best sex writing on the web puts the jump on those who stay on their toes. It's just a stroll with a platonic friend—until she pulls you close. A john seems to have a simple fetish—until the ropes come out. Flirting with a new girl at the swing club is fun—until she panics. Answering a call is routine—until you're masturbating in your truck. Even the most poised stripper may be surprised when a client turns out to be a pretty big cheese.

Turn on a dime with Jefferson after the jump.

There's good control and bad control. Mind control: bad. Control-top pantyhose: bad. Cruise control: good. Birth control: very good. And the kind of control exerted by the bloggers in this week's round up of some of the hottest moments in the sex-blog scene? Excellent. Whether it's the kind of control that lets one keep a game face while being watched or the kind that grabs onto a throat during sex (gently now!), we're big fans. And if one version of control means that change dropped into a toll booth has the side effect of cock and ball torture? We're game for that too.

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Look, we only have a moment. So let's make this fast: Today's high-speed tour of some of our favorite sex blogs peeks in on quickies, those moments between this and that when we grab for that and this. Duck into the basement for a blowjob from someone else's girlfriend, get right to it in the hotel room, or squeeze in some loving on your lunch break. (And speaking of lunch—beware of shoplifted salamis, delivered tongue in cheek.)

Hurry, 'cause time's a-wastin' with Jefferson after the jump.

Samuel Delany's Lust Conquers All (Or At Least 50,000 Of You)

How Sex Surrogates Give You Good Loving

While we still have a few more days left before the traditional American celebration of all things patriotic, the bloggers in today's roundup of some of the best sexy writing on the web aren't waiting to set off their fireworks. After all, who needs sparklers when you can have hot strap-on sex? Why bother with cherry bombs when you can get off silently in the restroom? Or Roman candles when you can have ... uh, roamin' fingers in full view of a passing train? It's all the explosiveness with none of the singed fingers!

Cover your ears (but keep your eyes open) with AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.

If not for the Big O, would we even bother taking off our clothes? Some might say that getting there is half the fun, but we're not sure we believe that line of happy crap. The bloggers in today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene are definitely keeping their eyes on the prize: they play, they tease, they torment, they edge, and eventually they come so hard it's surprising the police aren't summoned. We like the way they roll ... and judging from what they have to say, they're pretty pleased with themselves too.

Don't deny AlwaysArousedGirl what she's got coming to her after the jump.

Sex Blog Roundup: Summer Lovers Redux

Now that those diplomas have been granted and the beaches are open, it's time to move to the next item on the June calendar: lining up that perfect lover for the summer. Maybe he's been around for a while and now you're aching to get him shirtless outdoors? Or maybe the ex is looking good now that you've split with the winter beau? For some, it's never enough so long as there are more lovers to be had, while others prefer devoting their attention to that special someone ... even if keeping her leashed in the park attracts the local law enforcement. Oh, those summer nights! (Sorry, same director, different movie.)

Make a new friend with Jefferson after the jump.

As we've been fond of complaining about a lot this week, it seems like hardly a day has passed lately without the clouds releasing a downpour of steamy summer rain. While some might be bothered about the weather messing up everyone's plans for outdoor activities, however, other folks know how to make the best of wet situations—like the bloggers in today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene. They use the sounds of stormy weather to stifle their sex moans, and allow all that electricity in the air to jumpstart their own shocking activities. Watch as they strip out of their soaked clothes and get down to business with strap-ons, ball gags and other fun rainy-day implements. Who needs an umbrella anyway?

Get ready for a wet ride with AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.

Let's not let silly superstitions make us think that good things can't happen on the most inauspicious of days. Instead, let's hope for the best—maybe, like the bloggers in today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene this week, we'll even find ourselves getting more lucky than we ever could have imagined. Follow along as they practice their signature moves, warming up dates with kisses, champagne and, (dude!) some killer bud. Sure, you might risk waking up next to the drunk whose name you never got ... but with a little luck, you may even end up scoring with someone you actually like.

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Graduation gowns, tossed mortarboards, and puking your guts out at your very last keg party are on the agenda for many this month. But when sitting through yet another speech about the endless possibilities the future has in store, our thoughts tend to wander—as do those of some of our favorite sex bloggers, who spend their time thinking about post-graduate sex. In today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene, we'll take a class on how to conduct a fast-paced date night, write a dissertation on cunnilingus techniques, and then some advanced study of cuckholding sex. It's a complete education in a handful of blog posts ... and you won't even have to take out a high-interest loan to pay for it all!

Continue your education with AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.

As all those June brides and grooms we keep hearing about prepare for their walk down the aisle this month, we're happy to throw rosy petals of smut onto their path courtesy of today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene. For some lucky couples the honeymoon never ends: they're the ones who've vowed to keep their duties dirty by reaching for the rope, passing the camera, or scurrying for the sex toy. Some stay obediently on the couch while their missus takes it from a another man; others join their husband in training a shared slave.

Head to the chapel with Jefferson after the jump.

It's bonus time in today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene! But the deals these writers are making don't involve cash back at the end of their billing cycle or free gift bags included with every purchase—instead, there are all sorts of sexy extras that accompany even the most mundane of transactions. Read along as these savvy shoppers reel in the premiums, what with their extra value-added blowjobs and sex-toy reviews and midnight fuckings. And when they get tired of the standard fare on the shelves, they find ways to reach for bigger orgasms, look for fancier places to get dirty, and ready themselves for more extremes of experience.

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