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It’s touching, really, how badly people want to believe that these obviously doctored and/or old photos allegedly showing Mariah Carey falling out of her dress this week (and to which someone added an MTV watermark at some point over the last 24 hours for extra “authenticity”) are the real thing—but we’ve received no less than a dozen links to sites featuring them this morning, and we’re sorry to say that we’re still not convinced enough to let that precious DVD copy of “Glitter” we mentioned as an incentive yesterday go to just anyone. Stay on the lookout, kids! (Oh, and if anyone wants to send us some fake stills from that alleged Colin Farrell sex tape, we’ll be happy to take a peek at those as well.)

We’re so used to having our intelligence insulted by shills for porn sites that it was as a pleasant surprise to come across St. Stephan’s erudite introduction to his ginormous archive of nicely done big breast morphs at the Breast Expansion Archive; true, most of the links will direct you to the signup page, but hey—populus vult decipi ergo decipiatur, right?

The Megamammammmonastery (bearchive.com, via 10e.org; free preview galleries here)

Previously: Breast Expansion Archive, Biggest Breasts Ever, Jenny’s Artwork, Big Breast Archive Videos, El Booberino, Meet Sasha Brabuster, Brabuster Magazine, Asian H-Cups

Any list of the celebrities whose photos most often wind up as raw material for a fakir’s artistry is bound to have Anna Kournikova near the top of it: we’ve seen several examples of fake Anna porn over the years, but nothing approaching TMFU’s enormous archive of digital fantasies. Until the day arrives when the real thing comes along (we can dream, can’t we?), this will give us plenty to chew on.

Anna Kournikova Fakeland (eetwebspace.free.fr)

Previously: Anna Kournikova, Still Not Naked, Anna Kournikova in Maxim, Fake Anna Kournikova Nude, Britney Does Anna

If there’s anyone who knows their celebrity fakes better than we do, it’s the artist known as Trillian, who’s widely regarded as one of the most talented fakirs wielding a Photoshop palette working today—so when he picks his weekly top ten celebrity fakes culled from various sources on the web, we pay attention. Whether or not you’re a fan of the sort of work he specializes in, maybe you should too.

Trillian’s Celebrity Fakes: Top 10 of the Week (trillianfakes.com)

Previously: Galath’s Interactive Fakes, More Celebrity Bondage Fakes, She Should, Celeb Fake Contests

By this point in the annals of Fleshbot we’ve pretty much showed you every type of celebrity fake nude site out there, including ones devoted to bondage, giantesses, and the ever-popular fake celebrity facials. Or at least we thought so until we came across Galath’s massive collection of interactive Flash slideshows, tableaus and games which “blend pictures and sounds in order to fake the worlds of movies, show business or TV”—which is to say that if you think you’ve seen enough fake “Gilmore Girls”, “Charmed”, or “Sex and the City” porn to last you for a while, just wait ‘til you see them set to music!

Datch et ses Galathées (Flash w/sound @ dtach.free.fr)

Previously: She Should, Bald Stars, Celeb Fake Contests

“Ever wonder what your girlfriend would look like as a guy?” We have no idea how many heterosexual men reading the question posed on the front page of this delightfully twisted Yahoo! group would answer in the affirmative, but with over two hundred members there must be at least some folks out there who want to see this sort of thing. (Come to think of it, Drew Barrymore is looking pretty hot with that six-pack … )

Pretty Macho (Yahoo! Groups; registration required to view pics)
See also: Women With Moustache and Bearded Girls (Yahoo! Groups)

Previously: Virtual Sex Change, Mephisto’s Transformations, Mocktoad’s Transformations

Regular readers of Fleshbot know that it’s been an unusually slow season for celebrity nipple sightings: formerly our main stock in trade, we’ve been reduced to posting about naked porn star breasts instead, and where’s the fun in that? Unfortunately, the two famous boob shots we’ve received this week are both of dubious authenticity, so we’re unable to report that the current nipple drought is over. Rest assured that we’re doing everything in our power save from sending our minions out to movie premieres with a pair of scissors and some Rohypnol to alleviate the situation (though come to think of it, that may not be such a bad idea.) Thanks for your patience!

“Charlotte Church’s Topless Mobile Picture”** (TTR2)
“Katrina Campins from the Apprentice Nip Slip”* (Drunken Stepfather)

Update A reader points us to the Katrina Campins photos on WireImage as proof that they’re the real thing. (Then again, maybe we weren’t talking about the photos?) Thanks Ed!

Update An anonymous reader points us to the photo from which the Charlotte Church “nude” was cobbled here. Well, one out of two’s not bad!

Previously: Bijou Phillips Nipple Slip, Claire Danes’ Disappearing Nipple, Fox Sports Nipple Slip, Melissa Gilbert Nip Slip?, In Search of Keira Knightley’s Nipple, Nipple Board, 2004: The Year in Boobies

We hate to spoil Maxim’s April Fool’s joke a week early, but since the new issue hit the stands this week—and since whoever’s writing our sibling blog Wonkette these days pointed us to this Houston Chronicle article explaining the whole prank—we figured we’d post about this photo of the Bush Twins depicted as a pair of lingerie-clad hotties now and save ourselves the trouble of responding to the inevitable deluge of credulous “omigod did you see this?” emails once the scan of the shot in question starts making the rounds. (As Wonkette guest editor Greg Beato explains, “It makes it look like the Bush twins have gotten jobs as sexy pillow-fight models. C’mon, Maxim! Everyone knows they’re still part of the trustfunder left!”)

“Men’s magazine plays a photo prank on the Bush twins” (Houston Chronicle, via Wonkette)

Previously: (Not) Jenna’s Bush, Jenna Vs. Jenna, Jenna Bush Booty Alert, Jenna’s Booty Revealed!, “All The President’s Spawn”, Olsen Twin Morphs

Our terminally mouth-breathing sibling site Screenhead says these works by Los Angeles-based photographer and digital artist Jeff Scott “fall somewhere between Bettie Page and Skinny Puppy”. We’d add Helmut Newton, Joel-Peter Witkin, and a few tabs of really bad acid (in a good way) to the mix, and add that if you’re looking for visual material to assist you in whatever zombie girl or Siamese twin fetish fantasies you have, you might want to add his portfolio to your bookmarks.

Jeff Scott (portfolio and print ordering information @ One Model Place, via Screenhead)

Previously: Something Extra Studios, “Dread and Laughter”, Conjoined Dreams, Zombie Pinups

Of all the readers who wrote to to help us in our quest for more hot Saint Patrick’s-themed porn today, we’re most grateful to John for pointing us towards these galleries of celebs like Jennifer Lopez, Angelina Jolie, and Salma Hayek transformed into green-skinned Orion Slave Girl specimens: “They’re like animals. Vicious. Seductive. They say no human male can resist them.” (Yes, we realize that Star Trek has very little to do with Saint Patrick’s Day. But hey, at least they’re green.)

Orion Slave Girls: “The green skinned women of Star Trek” (fortunecity.com, sound file warning - thanks John)
Orion Slave Girls (entry @ memory-alpha.org)

Previously: Sexy Trekkies, Naked Klingon Women, Medusa’s Realm/Gorgon Garden

We know not everyone’s a fan of fake celebrity nudes, or of bondage photos, or even (and maybe especially) fake celebrity nude bondage pics—but for whatever reason we here at Fleshbot find them endlessly fascinating, and we think that CookieSpleen’s are some of the more interesting we’ve come across. So just go look at some nicely done digital fantasies depicting Paris Hilton, Halle Berry, and Tara Reid with masking tape over their cakeholes and indulge us just one more time, o.k.?

Cookie’s Fakehouse (whitelord.ath.cx)

Previously: Bondage Fakes

As you probaby know by now, we’re not usually fans of fake boobs here at Fleshbot—that is, unless said enhancements are of the non-invasive-surgery variety you’ll find at the staggeringly plentiful Breast Expansion Archive. In addition to the EEE-sized members’ area, there’s more than just a few handfuls of free content, including links galore to explicit photo and art galleries, erotic breast enhancement stories, and personal big boob fansites. Our cups runneth over! (Bet you knew we were going to say that.)

Breast Expansion Archive (bearchive.com)
Thumbnail via Big U’s Busty Babes @ BE Archive

Previously: Biggest Breasts Ever, Jenny’s Artwork, Big Breast Archive Videos, El Booberino, Ugly Breast Implants, Meet Sasha Brabuster, The Breast Expert, Brabuster Magazine, Asian H-Cups, Silicon Challenge

Surely we’re not the only ones who’ve struggled over the intricasies of the Photoshop rubber stamp tool for hours to create realistic-looking fake nudes of our friends and loved ones, right? (If we are, don’t make us feel more perverted than we already do by reminding us of the fact.) Fortunately, we can now save ourselves hours of frustration and botched skin tones by taking advantage of this helpful service, which promises to create “photorealistic and believable” nude pictures for your personal enjoyment out of the fully clothed ones you send in. The sample images look pretty good, but before you fire up PayPal and send away for a customized Lindsay Lohan bukkake shot, take note: they won’t create any celebrity or hardcore images. Guess we’ll just have to keep practicing our own Photoshop skills to come up with some things after all.

Naked Fake: Custom Fantasy Nudes (netopia.com - thanks Mike)