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Unfortunately, we weren’t among the porn luminaries at the release party for our boy Eon McKai’s “Kill Girl Kill #2” last night, but we hear from several trusted colleagues (at least the ones who remained sober enough to remember most of the evening) that a splendid time was had by all. In the meantime, we’ll have to content ourselves with devouring our advance copy of the DVD, in which Eon score another one of the must-see smut releases of the year; considering we still haven’t gotten sick of watching the first installment yet, it looks like we’re going to have plenty to chew on for a while.

· “Going to Hell: the Kill Girl Kill 2 Party” (Porn Valley Observed)
· “Kill Girl Kill 2 Party Kills” (AVN)
· Eon McKai’s “Kill Girl Kill #2” (DVD box cover @ vcapictures.com)
· “Kill Girl Kill #2” Trailer (QuickTime video @ eonmckai.com)

Previously: Eon McKai’s “Kill Girl Kill” Preview, “Kill Girl Kill” Contest, Porn Design by Alaska, Suicide Girls + Eon McKai Music Video

While some former Playboy models end up doing things like winning televised dance contests, writing tell-all autobiographies or magazine articles, and costarring in homemade sex videos with Hollywood celebrities, Sandee Westgate took a route we wish more of her colleagues would follow: appearing in hot girl-on-girl action videos as the first contract star for hardcore studio Maximum Xposure. As far as career moves go, this one at least has the virtue of extending her fifteen minutes into something we want to see a whole lot more of.

Sandee Westgate’s “Girlfriends” (video trailers and gallery/slide show @ sandeewestgate.com)

See also:
· Sandee Westgate (official site @ sandeewestgate.com)
· Sandee Westage: galleries @ Bad Girls Blog and asredas.com

Previously: Nicole Narain, Dancing With Kelly, Divini Rae vs. Playboy, Jill Ann Spaulding

Says our suddenly existential resident poet laureate Gram Ponante by way of introduction to this week’s edition of Porn Review Haikus: “You think you will live forever. You think you are invincible. You and your fragile eggshell mind. This week’s selection of haikus represent films that prove how flimsy are our marriages, our loyalties, and our asses. In fact, what the porn world tells us this week is that because things are ephemeral, they should be destroyed. So I’m going to start by not paying my gas bill.”

In the meantime, we’ll start by sharing with you everything you need to know about Lethal’s “Appetite for Ass Destruction #3”, Smash Pictures’ “Cheating Housewives”, and 413 Productions’ “PornFidelity”—in seventeen syllables each—after the jump.

Some adult film studios might have a reputation for being cold, unfeeling companies whose only concerns are financial profit and human exploitation, but we’re happy to report that Metro and Loaded Digital are doing their part to help the undoubtedly deserving Ashley Steel realize her educational dreams with the release of “Who’s Next In Porn?” this week; a percentage of the proceeds from the DVD will presumably go towards helping Ashley attain the admirable goals set forth on her website (“I want to be a doctor and conduct research and studies that will help further our knowledge about the human mind and psyche … You help me, and one day, I may just help you”). And here you were thinking that looking at porn was just about taking care of your own needs!

· Send Ashley To College (membership preview @ sendashleytocollege.com)
· “Who’s Next In Porn?” (DVD info @ amazingdirect.com)
· See also: Ashley Steel @ Erotica LA 2005 (fobpro.com)

Previously: Invest In My Breast

We know we really should be paying more attention to some of the newer faces on the porn scene these days, but that’s been hard to do lately when we keep coming across releases featuring some of our all-time favorite veteran performers. Case in point: up-and-coming smut auteur Jonni Darko’s latest title starring formerly blonde “legendary slut goddess” Tiffany Mynx, who proves in a five-scene extravaganza including “interracial, female domination, cum facials, multiple guys, anal, foot/leg/stocking and many more” that she hasn’t lost her touch since we first started drooling over her back in the 90s. Nice to see that she continues to expand her repertoire after all these years.

Jonni Darko’s “Tiffany and Cumpany” (DVD info and trailer @ evilangel.com)

See also:
· Tiffany Mynx (profile & videography @ Search Extreme)
· Tiffany Mynx galleries: 1, 2, 3, 4 (TGP/preview galleries via Ask Jolene)
· Tiffany Mynx (official site @ tiffanymynx.com)

Previously: DVD: “The Best of Lisa DeLeeuw”, Buttman Video Updates, “Gina Lynn’s Black Attack”, RIP Chloe Jones, “Desperately Seeking Seka”

Since telling you that one of our earliest porn memories involves watching Lisa DeLeeuw in a pilfered copy of “Aunt Peg Goes to Hollywood” on our parents’ Betamax would only serve to further date ourselves, we’ll just say how glad we were to find out from our friends at Sex Wrecks about the release of a new six-hour compilation DVD (with accompanying CD-ROM) featuring one of our most fondly remembered smut sirens in all her busty redheaded glory—even if we’re bummed to be reminded of the fact that she’s no longer with us, having died of complications from AIDS in 1993. Now all we have to do is wait for that Sharon Kelly anthology to come out so we can revisit even more pleasant moments from our wayward youth …

· “The Best of Lisa DeLeeuw” (DVD info and gallery @ kayparker.net, via Sex Wrecks)
· Lisa DeLeeuw (gallery @ classicpornstars.com)
· Miss Lisa De Leeuw Fan Club (lisadeleeuw.com)
· Lisa DeLeeuw (videography @ Adult Film Database)

Previously: Suze Randall’s “Too Naughty To Say No”, The Mayfair Files, DVD: “Desperately Seeking Seka”, Vintage Hardcore: “Blonde Fire”, 70s Hardcore, Deep(er) Inside Linda Lovelace

We have no idea who’s responsible for this generous offering of free hardcore fetish videos or where they came from, but since we’re never ones to look a gift horse in the mouth where porn is concerned we’ll try not to ask too many questions (although “Does anyone really get off to being kicked in the balls?” and “Why the hell do Windows Media clips always look so crappy?” come to mind.) And if there’s a better way to start our day than by kicking back to watch a little simulated catfight, erotic enema, or watersport action, we’d like to know what it is.

Fetish Sinema (.wmv videos @ amateurhot.sextelligent.com, via Sensible Erection)

Previously: Japanese Armpit Fetish Videos, More Overly Specific Japanese Fetish Videos, Wet Look Videos, Total Media Agency

As porn visionary and resident Fleshbot poet laureate Gram Ponante tells us in this week’s edition of Porn Review Haikus, “One would assume that if this installment of PRH is subtitled the ‘Hosiery Edition’ that all the films reviewed would be somehow about hosiery. One would, alas, be wrong. There is also some high talk herein about ‘geishas’ and ‘sluts’.” Just so you don’t get confused or anything.

Everything you need to know about Mayhem’s “Bunzai!”, Colossal Entertainment’s “Caged Sluts”, and Smash Pictures’ “Stocking Secrets #11”—in seventeen syllables each—after the jump.

While we’re restoring our internet connection and cleaning up the mess here at Fleshbot Central that Tropical Storm Cindy left behind last night, take a look at some of the visitors we would’ve been happy to see flooding our bedroom at two in the morning instead. We’ll be resuming our regularly scheduled programming shortly. (In the meantime, cross your fingers and hope that things are quiet around here later this week. Hot porn featuring guys named Dennis is going to be a lot harder to come by.)

TGP/preview galleries via Ask Jolene:
· Cindy
· Cindy - Totally Hardcore
· Big Tit Cindy
· Redhead MILF Cindy
· Cindy: Teacher’s Pet
· Shoe Kittens presents Cindy
· Hot Nurse Cindy
· Cindy’s New Roommate

Previously: Cindy Crawford Pulls Out, Weather Channel Babes, More Weather Channel Babes, Ivan’s Money Shot

We try not to give too much free publicity to pay sites here at Fleshbot—but since the good people at SickoGames were kind enough to provide a generous free selection of rules for the challenging, fun-filled activities depicted on their site (with helpful instructional photos, even!), we figured we’d tell you about it in case you wanted to spice up your next gathering with a couple of rounds of, say, “How Deep Can You Go?”: “Each girl will take a 2 foot Double-Sided Dildo and insert it into her pussy as far as she can. The girl who can insert it the deepest wins.” Think of it as a dirty combination of “Fear Factor” and “Jackass” … without all those annoying commercial interruptions or shots of Johnny Knoxville’s ass!

SickoGames: “A Different Kind of Porn” (sickogames.com, via Sex Wrecks)

Previously: Stupid Porn Star Tricks, Bridgette Kerkove’s Chopstick Challenge

Sure, any horny schmuck with a thesaurus and a rudimentary grasp of syllable count can come up with haikus about German goo girls, tranny porn, or erotic mummification—but it takes a true poetic genius to make even the most workaday of smut titles worthy of literary enshrinement.

Join porn visionary and Fleshbot resident poet laureate Gram Ponante as he brings you everything you need to know about three otherwise unremarkable new DVD releases—in seventeen syllables each—after the jump.

It’ curious that War is For Suckers appeared in my inbox this morning, seeing how I’m getting ready to go shoot off some 4th of July fireworks and drink lots of cheap American beer. But maybe the webmaster, who says the site “explains in a pop culture sorta way (through videos) the inherent complexities involved in transnational conflict—injected with the magic of porn, which always helps people to understand things” had the same realization as many of us porn bloggers: the longer we stare at our computers, the more we care about personal freedoms. Either way, this holiday I’ll be enjoying all the free porn WifS has to offer while I make things go “boom” (in every sense of the word). V. Blue

War is for Suckers (videos @ warisforsuckers.com)

Thumbnail: “The Unknown Soldier”

Previously: From Iraq With Love, Part 2, From Iraq With Love, “Bullets Not Boobs!”, More Chicks With Guns, War, Porn, and Propaganda, Take One For The Country, Sex In Iraq?

Apparently Buttman—John Stagliano—has been helping himself to an exclusive talent pool of gloriously big-assed alien babes whose native planet’s gravity causes their asses to bloom into perfectly round globes able to totally defy the gravity here on Earth. It’s also clear from looking at the new crop of explicit, extremely hardcore clips on his Buttman site that anal penetration is apparently how these lovely creatures breathe in our atmosphere. Which works well for me, as I’d readily use those beautiful booties as oxygen masks anytime. V. Blue

Buttman Video Updates (QT clips and still galleries @ buttman.com)

See also: Buttman (buttman.com), Evil Angel (evilangel.com)

Previously: Evil Angel Trailers, Belladonna: “Do Not Disturb”, “My Ass Is Haunted”, “Bella Loves Jenna” Reviews, “Perfect Specimens 2”, “Gina Lynn’s DarkSide”, “Angels Of Debauchery”, “Jenna Haze vs. Krystal Steal”