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The good news: Beer.com has premiered the second edition of its Virtual Bartender, featuring two Hootersesque hotties this time—yes, we know it’s just a viral marketing thingie designed to get you to drink more beer (something for which we hardly need prompting here at Fleshbot Central), but it beats typing at a giant chicken as far as we’re concerned. The bad news: The new staff still doesn’t know what the hell you’re talking about if you ask them for a Sex on the Beach. What exactly are they teaching gals in bartending schools these days anyway?

Beer.com: Virtual Bartender 2 (virtualbartender.beer.com)

Update We hate the spoil all the fun, really … but if you don’t have the patience to sit there trying to get Trisha and Lisa to take their tops off, one helpful reader sent us a Virtual Bartender 2 command cheat sheet, which you’ll find after the jump.

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Update Fleshbot reader Brian writes:

“I ran into this yesterday and reverse engineered it to get the list. It’s 2 parts, basically an engine that takes what you type and turns it into simple commands that plays a video playlist.

“Some of these may have multiple randomly picked videos and some may cause the same video sequence to play, but here is the list:

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Previously: Meet Tammy Plante, Nathaniel Welch: “Spring Broke”, Virtual Girlfriend

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