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Spin control or source of crushing disappointment to celebrity breast observers worldwide? According to a “clarification” posted yesterday at Mariah Daily (“one of the largest and most visited Mariah Carey fan sites on the internet!”, in case you didn’t know), this whole wardrobe malfunction hysteria this week has been just one big misunderstanding: “In reality, the strap in Mariah’s dress tore once she finished singing ‘Vision of Love’. Mariah jokingly told the audience: ‘Do you think this will cause a worldwide scandal?’ She then turned to the side and showed the audience that she was holding her dress and nothing was revealed. Mariah then left the stage to return moments later with a new black dress!” In the lack of any further photographic evidence (as opposed to more copies of those fake pics that everyone still insists on posting and/or forwarding us), we’ll have to consider the case closed for now.

“Clarification Regarding Concert In Germany” (notice and photos @ mariahdaily.com, 7/13 entry)

Previously: Celebrity NippleWatch™: (Probably Not) Mariah’s Boobs

It’s touching, really, how badly people want to believe that these obviously doctored and/or old photos allegedly showing Mariah Carey falling out of her dress this week (and to which someone added an MTV watermark at some point over the last 24 hours for extra “authenticity”) are the real thing—but we’ve received no less than a dozen links to sites featuring them this morning, and we’re sorry to say that we’re still not convinced enough to let that precious DVD copy of “Glitter” we mentioned as an incentive yesterday go to just anyone. Stay on the lookout, kids! (Oh, and if anyone wants to send us some fake stills from that alleged Colin Farrell sex tape, we’ll be happy to take a peek at those as well.)

Considering that a third of the female contestants on ABC’s “Dancing With The Stars” were former Playboy models, we don’t know why we didn’t tune in prior to last night’s finale—but we were happy to see “General Hospital“‘s Kelly Monaco twirl and shake her way to the top prize, even if we’re sure there are plenty of viewers out there who had also practiced their own one-handed waltz with Rachel Hunter at some point as well. Who knew these gals were so light on their feet?

· Kelly Monaco (contestant profile @ abc.go.com)
· Kelly Marie Monaco - Playmate of the Month, April 1997 (pb.gallerygenerator.com)
· Kelly Monaco (unofficial fan site @ kelly-monaco.net)

We can’t do better to describe our thoughts about this alleged Britney Spears nip slip photo than to quote a comment left by a visitor at Double Viking after it was posted yesterday: “The Good News: We got Britney nipple. The Bad News: It’s about 3 years too late.” Still, we suppose it’ll at least give all you long-suffering pregnant celebrity fetishists out there something worthwhile to, uh, chew on.

Britney Spears (Double Viking; intrusive full-page ad popup warning)

Previously: Britney: A Look Back, Pregnant Jen, Pistol Packin’ Mamas, Celebrity Nipplewatch™ Archives

Informative as though it might be, we were somewhat confused by the title of this gallery featuring images of hot-bodied female athletes caught in the sweaty throes of excitement about whatever ball, hole, net or stick they just used to defeat their opponent(s)—because no matter how much perverts like us like to read into things, there’s nothing inherently sexual about same-sex contact in sports. Now go click the link while we look for more photos of David Beckham and his mates in a hot tub… V. Blue

Subtle Lesbianism in Female Sports (flatsoda.com, via sexblo.gs)

Previously: Sharapova Vs. Williams, Maria Sharapova’s Flying Balls, Nude Sports, Erotica Boxing, Olympic Beach Volleyball Babes, Bikini Brawl, Naked Women’s Wrestling League, Sexy Outdoor Sports

We’re happy to see that Beyonce was doing her part to raise awareness for world hunger at Live 8 this past weekend: with rampant self-indulgence characterizing so much of the celebrity scene these days, it’s always good to see a performer providing us all with something to look up to. (Even if the sight just ends up making some people in her audience more hungry.)

“BEYONCE Nice White Panty Upskirt At LIVE 8” (taxidrivermovie.com)

Previously: Beyonce On Vacation, Beyonce Nipple Slip, Beyonce Exposed, Fleshbot Upskirt Archives

I only rent movies that have nude scenes in them. I think it has to do with my short attention span: things like dialogue and plots get confusing, and the sex scenes and titty flashes are the only things I remember afterwards anyway. In case you havn’t been keeping up with onscreen celebrity boob exposure over the last decade or so and want to catch up, this recent compilation at Oh No They Didn’t! is a good place to start.-J. Martinez

“Tits, tits, tits!” (livejournal.com/community)

Previously: Celebrity Nipplewatch™ Archives

Eve, the MC who was all over MTV a couple years ago, is the latest celebrity to allegedly have a sex tape leak onto the internet. We all know that it’s pretty common for celebs to pull this off now: it’s a good way to stay in the public’s eye, and in Eve’s case it’s a good way to show the public what’s between her thigh(s)! (See? If you say that quick enough it rhymes. I could be an MC too!) Anyway, the tape supposedly shows Eve getting slammed with a dildo, which is the sort of thing I always want to see on MTV but never do. (If you’re listening, Lohan, I’m talking to you … )-J. Martinez

· “Rapper Eve Sex Video” (retroskank.com)
· “Eve Sex Tape” (discussion @ forum.gorillamask.net)

Update Our friends at prettyandfine.com have edited out the sex in the clip (where’s the fun in that?) and looped the part where you can see the subject’s face so you can get a better view—see the clip and some screenshots here.

Pamela Anderson doesn’t seem be doing all that much lately—not that I really keep tabs on her day to day activity, but I have crazed paparazzi working for me and in the pictures they take I don’t see her doing anything useful by my standards, which are ridiculously high. This week she’s posing in a red dress at an event for Virgin’s 21st anniversay on Wednesday. Lucky for us, Pam’s dress doesn’t fit properly and a nipple popped out. (Yes, after all that boob surgery she still has nipples.) It’s nice to see Branson enjoying them, proving that no matter how rich you get you’re always going to be a pervert. It also proves that even after the world has seen you get fucked on videotape, you can still promote a company called Virgin.-J. Martinez

Pamela Anderson (Double Viking)

We were going to commend our friends at Double Viking for scoring a trifecta of celebrity nipple sightings during what’s turning out to be a slow news week on the famous boob front until we realized that (a) the Maria Sharapova clip doesn’t really show much, (b) Victoria Silvstedt’s nipples are already a common sight by now, and (c) we’re not entirely sure UK glamour model Lucy Pinder exactly counts as a “celebrity” yet, at least on this side of the pond. Let’s still give them points for trying though, shall we?

Celebrity-esque nipple-ish sightings @ Double Viking:
· Maria Sharapova
· Victoria Silvstedt
· Lucy Pinder

Previously: Celebrity Nipplewatch™ Archives

It has come to our attention that if you magnify this vidcap from Lindsay Lohan’s appearance on Jay Leno last night approximately 600 times you can get a closer look at a pinkish discoloration right above the neckline of her dress that may represent an actual nipple displayed on broadcast television! (Or, like, it could just be a shadow or something—or maybe we’re just falling for the bait set by someone with an overactive Photoshop color palette and too much time on their hands. But since this is the first Lohanboobie-related news we’ve posted in a while, we figured it was worth a shot.)

“Lindsay Lohan on Jay Leno 6/16” (ezboard.com - thanks Spencer)

Previously: Lindsay Lohan Boob Squeeze Video, Obligatory Lindsay Lohan Update, Lindsay Lohan: The Jigglenaut Continues, Celebrity Nipplewatch™ Archives

Like the calm after a storm, all’s been quiet on the celebrity boobage front since Jessica Alba’s nipply bonanza at the the MTV Movie Awards the weekend before last—which is why all we have to report in today’s NippleWatch™are some shots of Liz Phair in yet another desperate bid for attention and some Bollywood actress we’ve never heard of caught in a suspiciously intentional-looking wardrobe malfunction on the runway. Courage, our lovelies. Things are always darkest before the dawn.

· “Liz Phair Rocking The See-Through” (Egotastic)
· “Negar Khan Nipslip in Bikinishow” (camelstyle.net, via Double Viking)

Previously: Celebrity NippleWatch™ Archives

Time was when a celebrity sex tape would find its way into the wild with a relative minimum of advance fanfare, first appearing on P2P networks and newsgroups and then gradually seeping into every nook and cranny of the web. The amount of hype and speculation that’s already built up about an alleged video starring Tom Sizemore and Elizabeth Hurley, however, is worthy of the most sophisticated PR machine, with blogs and domains being registered left and right by webmasters hoping to eventually cash in on all those Google searches that will be setting servers abuzz any moment now … without so much as a screencap tossed our way so far to prove that it actually exists. (Not that we’d ever stoop to such tactics as posting about a rumor just to draw traffic, of course. We’re just “reporting” the “news” here.)

“Tom Sizemore Sex Tape” (hype and speculation @ tomsizemorevideo.blogspot.com)