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Best Of Babelogs: Super-Sized Labor Day Weekend Edition

Because you shouldn't have to lift a finger this weekend, unless it's to ... uh, you know.

· Amber Easton (pornio.net)
· Angelie (go-girls-go.com)
· Cherokee (join2babes.com)
· Danae A (babesanatomy.com)
· Edita Fox (glam0ur.com)
· Faith (bestbosoms.com)

· Gina (pmates.com)
· Hayden (nextdoormania.com)
· Illeanas (hottystop.com)
· Jasmine Sinclair (shermsshack.com)
· Karine (hq69.com)

· Liana (yourlust.com)
· Lola Esmeralda (doctorteen.com)
· Lysa (labatidora.net)

· Mary Piemonte (lettherebeporn.com)
· Pim Pimpilai (girlsofdesire.org)
· Roberta Murgo (freeporn.hu)

· Shay and Codi (kindgirls.com)
· Stracy (babesdiary.com)
· Tailor James (morazzia.com)
· Valentina Vaughn(thousandbabes.com)

And don't forget ...

· Lune
· Regina & Geena
· Jenya
· Hanna & Teresa
... And the other Fleshbot Babes

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4:20 PM on Fri Aug 29 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
790 views, Comment

this week in porn titles

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Grinders, Gyros, And Hoagies Edition

"I would like to grind your cock into a fine paste," Brea Bennett did not say at a news conference announcing her "Cock Grinder" movie. "Or maybe a meal from which I can make my family's tortillas." As head-scratchingly bad a title something implying that, should your penis pass through Bennett's folds, it will be ground is, I'm sure you can imagine a much, much more horrifying title.

Go, as they say, nuts because, like the subject of last week's winner josereyes, you're "smart! Not like everybody says!"

· Club Jenna (clubjenna.com)
· Buy "Brea Bennett: Cock Grinder" (gamelink.com)

3:15 PM on Fri Aug 29 2008
By Gram Ponante
240 views, Comment

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Jenya (MET Art)


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2:05 PM on Fri Aug 29 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
1,578 views, Comment

Hardcore

At Your Service: Top Ten Waiter Sex Videos

As frequent restaurant patrons, we know a lot about good (and bad) service. Yet somehow, even in the fanciest of restaurants we've never seen a waitstaff quite as attentive as the ones you'll see in today's video roundup. We hope they were tipped very generously — they certainly all the tips they can get. After the jump, check out ten restaurant service professionals who deserve way more than 20%. More »

12:55 PM on Fri Aug 29 2008
By Lux Alptraum
5,195 views, Comment

And what if Sarah Palin does make it to the White House someday through some combination of electoral whimsy and cardiological incident? Well, she'll still have a long way to go to catch up with the high gloss upskirt antics of überhot French first lady Carla Bruni. Helmut Newton might not with with us any longer to help Palin get to that level of MILFliciousness, but we're sure there are any number of amateur "fashion" photographers who would be willing to help her out in his stead. (vanityfair.com)

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Sarah Palin: And A MILF Shall Help Lead Them Despite the fact that Comedy Central's "Indecision 2008" blog has just described newly minted Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin as being "as MILFy as they come", we're having a hard time finding any pictures of her that would convince us whether she actually looks as good in a bikini as Helen Mirren does. Why couldn't she have been governer of a state that was a little warmer, fer crissakes? (blog.indecision2008.com - thanks Eric)

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Fleshbot requests

Pale And Perfect: When Nipples Are Barely There

Nipples: puffy or petite, dark or pale, big or small... we like them all. Come on, they're nipples— what's not to love? It's even a fun word to say! Today, however, we are heeding PCBHo's request and celebrating a very specific type of nipple: those pale and perfect, barely there nipples that reward every effort to find them. Lean in nice and close to your monitor and check them out after the jump. (But not too close; you don't want to get drool all over your screen. And yes, we know this is as much about areolas as it is about nipples—but like we said, "nipple" is such a fun word to say!) More »

11:25 AM on Fri Aug 29 2008
By Lux Alptraum
5,170 views, 3 comments

Latest by Zembo: Pale nipples are somehow artsier, more innocent seeming to me. Dark ones are more bold. It would be weird if more »

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Hanna And Teresa (Hanna's Honeypot)

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11:05 AM on Fri Aug 29 2008
By Lux Alptraum
3,158 views, Comment

The Truth Is Out There David Duchovny pioneers the hottest new form of celebrity rehab—sex addiction. We blame ourselves—all the clues were there, but sometimes a lie is best told between two truths. (usmagazine.com + genregirls.blogspot.com)

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Flesh Flicks

The 19th Hole

As the summer draws to a close this weekend, we really only have one regret—we didn't play enough golf this year. Taking a nice stroll on beautiful grass fields and then whacking the shit out of them with a four iron is easily the best way to spend a Sunday afternoon, but what makes it even better is when you have great playing partners to putt around with. Obviously, we're no Tiger Woods or anything, but as long as he's on the sidelines with a bum knee, there's really no limit to how low we can score. We just know we'll get that hole-in-one someday! More »

10:40 AM on Fri Aug 29 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
3,194 views, 1 comment

Latest by Venus Muffinpants: Nice stroke. "HA" more »

This Week In Lad Mags: Part ∞ Madison Welch is just 18, but she has already made out with fellow Nuts model Kitty Lea. That's the kind of ambitious, go-getter attitude that more young people need these days! (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

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Brazilian actress Carol Castro has caused a bit of a stir by posing in the local version of Playboy while holding a crucifix—which is apparently frowned upon down there! (A court has actually ordered the publishers to stop distributing the magazine.) And people are generally so calm and forgiving about all that religious stuff! (guanabee.com)

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In Brief

Kurt Lockwood & Evan Grey: Switching Teams (And Names)

Speaking of bi guys, Club Hancock has just released their long-awaited video featuring straight porn's former reigning bad boy Kurt Lockwood in a switch-hitting fuckfest with hot lady India and studpup Evan Grey. More »

9:30 AM on Fri Aug 29 2008
By Richard X.
2,170 views, Comment

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9:15 AM on Fri Aug 29 2008
By Fleshbot
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Porn sports!

High Drama In "Not Rated Pro Wrestling"

When you took your SATs last year, doubtless you encountered the analogy "Love is to porn as sports is to X." And if for X you chose "professional wrestling" you will be delighted with today's feature film spotlight, which combines porn and wrestling in the same way couchbound people yearned for Alien and Predator to get it on.

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5:45 PM on Thu Aug 28 2008
By Gram Ponante
10,341 views, 1 comment

Latest by josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: "Make sure when you kiss her on the lips," Valentine says to Stone, "you say hello to my kids, because more »

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Regina & Geena (Sapphic Erotica)

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4:30 PM on Thu Aug 28 2008
By Lux Alptraum
12,751 views, 3 comments

Latest by citizensmith: Yeah these are horribly posed. Cute girls sure, but they look totally bored and faking it, and when its more »

Flesh Flicks

Everybody Back On The Bus!

Having movable orgies in the back seats of buses/vans/tractors is a time-honored porn tradition. So why does this crew feel the need to turn their clandestine party ride into an open air bridge fuck in the middle of a city? This is one instance where it seems silly to try and have it both ways. It's like ... you wouldn't start an all-girl double dildo scene and then suddenly march in with a bunch of Japanese balloon fetishists half way through, would you? That would just be silly! More »

3:45 PM on Thu Aug 28 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
21,463 views, 3 comments

Latest by josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: Also: it's more of a BangMaxiTaxi than BangBus, don't you think? more »

Stop or we'll shoot!

Fleshbot Fashion Police: Courtney Cummz And Jenna Haze (Verdict: On Probation)

The whole point of porn is to see people without their clothes. But sometimes—and don't get mad at us for saying this—full-on nudity is a little bit boring. If the clothes make a man, itty bitty pieces of neon spandex make the porn star. But porn stars don't always choose their clothing wisely. And hat's why we're here with our new Fleshbot Fashin Police feature: to critique porn star fashion. (But with love!)

We have much love for both Jenna Haze and Courtney Cummz, who have appeared together and apart in plenty of porn movies and on lots of box covers. Sometimes they look great, and sometimes ... well, let's just say they make Questionable Choices. Check out their alleged crimes after the jump. - Audacia Ray

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2:50 PM on Thu Aug 28 2008
By Fleshbot
7,347 views, 3 comments

Latest by Fleshbot: Hey, it's our police department and we'll decide what our officers say! But we will take your concerns under consideration more »

In Brief

Blake Riley: The Bi-Guy Next Door

Let's face it: a lot of people have a hard time when it comes to flip-floppers, and it's just as true in politics (anyone remember John Kerry?) as it in porn. Sure, we can get excited about a little top/bottom versatility—but full-on switch-hitting? More »

2:45 PM on Thu Aug 28 2008
By Richard X.
3,105 views, 11 comments

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