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Sex Toy of the Week: George Bush Butt Plug

Really, the title of this post and the image to your left should tell you just about everything you need to know about one of our favorite anal stimulation devices we've ever had the pleasure of presenting on Fleshbot—but just in case they're not enough, the promo copy for this 4 inch (insertable length) silicone wonder should help, er, fill you in on the details: "This President will really f*** you up the butt. You're already familiar with the sensation, so why not REALLY FEEL IT with our exclusive Presidential Pooper Plug. Invade an Iraqi, an Afghani, or at even an Iranian when you want. With this fat headed, huge stub of a plug no ass is safe anywhere ... As always, remember to play safe, play clean and never ever go through airport security with this gag tucked away." After all, you've already offended all your conservative pals with that tried-and-true Baby Jesus version; why not try sticking something that really makes a statement where the sun don't shine?

· George W. Bush Butt Plug (ordering info @ fuknus.chrisdamitio.com)

Previously: Peaches: "Impeach My Bush", Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive, Alien Dildos, Talking Head Vibrators, Silicone Dildo Art, Divine Interventions, Sex Without Bush/Shave It 2004

1:45 PM on Wed Sep 27 2006
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TommySez at 02:02 PM on 09/27/06
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It looks as much like Bill Clinton as it does like Dubya.

I'll stick with my Dubya catnip toy. I love watching the cats bite, slash, and hump our dear leader.
LoveBushPlug at 03:57 PM on 09/27/06
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Dubya said:
I plug; I'm a plugger.
LoveBushPlug at 03:58 PM on 09/27/06
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Dubya says:

I plug; I'm a plugger.
BillieXX at 06:25 PM on 09/27/06
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I shouldn't say this, but I'm convinced the President has a big ol dick. Look at Laura's face when she's out in public. She has that "oh my god I can't handle it" glaze.
Dirk at 07:29 PM on 09/27/06
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They should make one with Rick Santorum...
sibelius is coming at 10:04 PM on 09/27/06
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BillieXX, Laura Bush's glaze is not referring to her husband's dick, but to the fact that she married such an asshole, and now she must spend her entire afterlife in hell, getting sexually pawed by one hundred thousand Bill Clinton clones.

And if there really was any justice in the world, George Bush himself would be reincarnated as one of these buttplugs.
isayusay at 12:03 PM on 09/28/06
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Use this secretly and after it serves it's purpose show your subject the source of their satisfaction. Hehehe GW got you in the endo.