Sex Blog Roundup: The Rough Stuff

Something has the writers in today's roundup of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene ready to pounce. Is it the changing weather? The lack of new shows to watch on TV? The upcoming election with all its attendant drama? We don't know ... and actually, we're almost afraid to ask. So we'll just sit back and enjoy the fact that there's so much rough sex going on in the blogosphere these days and leave it at that. These crazy kids get their jollies by grabbing handfuls of hair for greater blow-job control, or by playing sly vibrator games, or by enjoying a rough round of tongue-wrestling fun. And as long as it's all in good sexy fun, there's nothing wrong with these antics—just as long as we get to play along at home.

Put on your knee pads and join AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.

You know who we're talking about—the ones who live in that nice house on your block. You even nearly hit one with your shopping cart last week at the supermarket! They're everywhere, you know. They're The Kinky People. And since some suggest that people who are into bondage are happier in general than your average non-kinkster, everyone is scrambling to see what all the fuss is about. No worries, though, if you don't happen to have any restraints or ball gags of your own at the ready—because the interweb was practically invented for people like the bloggers in today's roundup to share all the dirty details of their bondage (and spanking and flogging and biting) escapades with you. So don't let the opportunity pass you by.

Join Mistress Madeline after the jump. We promise it'll only hurt a little.

Lovely ladies' late-season lasciviousness leads off today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene, and we are left absolutely enchanted by their antics (if a little sweaty). Even in these pre-Labor Day dog days, who wouldn't love to be seduced by a fetching domme with a whip and a buttplug? Or watch a minxy vixen riding a fucking machine? We'd love to spy quietly from the corner at an early-morning romp or a late-night display of wet-cunt teasing, especially if said corner was air conditioned. And later, if we're hungry? We'll take one cake-girl with lickable frosting, please. To go.

Watch 'em soak up the sun (and other things) with AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.

It used to be that the sex blogging world was mostly made up of women who delighted in detailing their naughty exploits to the rest of the world as much as we delighted in reading them. But nature always seeks balance, and happy to see that the number of sex bloggers who also happen to be men is rising—just as much as their well-documented trouser tents. Today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene features some of the sexiest boy bloggers we know; boys whose writing makes everyone want to hop in their cars and ride along with them.

Fasten your seatbelts and sit on Madeline Glass' lap after the jump.

As inspiring as certain things in Beijing have been over the last week and a half, not many of us can ever hope to win a gold medal (much less eight of them) unless by some chance the IOC decides to start presenting medals for sex. Then we'd at least have a shot for solo performance gold! But the writers in today's roundup of some award-winning moments from the sex blog scene sure know how to impress the judges. Watch as they perform acrobatic tricks of public couch sex! Join the crowd cheering on the Canadian Futa players! And head down to the surf for a steamy round of beach blanket bingo.

Go for the gold with AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.

You know, Dale Bozzio had it right: When no one listens, there's no use talking at all. But when the clothes come off and ears prick up, words—or the lack thereof—can have some delicious and lasting effects. In today's roundup of some of our favorite words from the sex blog scene, these occasionally chatty types go from silent to verbose to downright nasty in their naked conversations. From the quiet, casual nipple-pinching of an exhibitionist in the park to full-on hot wife dirty talk, this is some verbiage you don't want to miss.

And as long as we're rolling with the 80's lyrics, shoot your mouth off with Madeline Glass after the jump; she'll show you what that hole is for.

Warning: Boobs Ahead. Do You Understand And Wish To Continue?

Those of you who have spent any time on the interweb searching for smut have surely run across the warning that accompanies any Blogspot blog that someone somewhere has deemed "objectionable." Of course, Google would never actually "censor" content on their free web hosting service—they just put up a giant sign post blocking you from the site you're trying to reach, and imply that you must be some sort of twisted perv for even wanting to see it. But if you're okay with that you can go ahead and click through, you big freak. We could write a book about the silliness of that system, but we much prefer this more subtle form of protest: the "I Understand And I Wish To Continue" Award. It's given out by one Blogspot blog to others that have been thrown behind that great beige wall because their erotic content is too hot for sensitive eyes. It almost makes us wish we were on Blogspot too so that we might be eligible to win one. (Almost, that is. We're sure you understand.)

· The "I Understand and I Wish to Continue" Award (gatochy.blogspot.com; image via finenudes.blogspot.com)
· See also: Google Ghettoizes Sex Blogs (Boinkology)

You know, there are lots of things to enjoy about being a girl. If having breasts weren't enough, what's not to like about multiple orgasms? Not that we don't love the boys—trust us, we love the boys—but girls are just so awesome. Just ask the authors of this week's selection of some of the hottest entries from the sex blog scene—they adore girls too! How do we know? Because they ravish the women in their lives over bathroom sinks with cocks both biological and strap-on after planning out elaborately sensual weekends. Is an amazing blow-job thanks enough for such a treat? We'd have to give a resounding yes to that one.

Celebrate sugar and spice and everything nice (and not-so-nice) with AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.

Sex Blog Roundup: Olympic Sized Sex

You've Read The Rest, Now Read The Best Sex Bloggers

Has our Sex Blog Roundup whet your appetite for further adventures in the sex blogiverse? Well, if you're going to start exploring, you might as well start with the best—or at least with "The Best Sex Bloggers," a group blog featuring the self-proclaimed best sex bloggers and photographers on the net. Whether or not they're actually the best is obviously a matter of opinion—but we certainly found ourselves aroused and intrigued as we paged through the entries. What was that about the pen being mightier than ... something?

· The Best Sex Bloggers (bestsexbloggers.com)

As far as we're concerned, "blue balls" (or "blue clit" for those of us of the feminine persuasion) is a real medical condition. Who wouldn't acknowledge the exquisite torture of erectile tissues filled with the hot blood of postponed release? The bloggers in today's roundup of some of the most tantalizingly tense moments in the sex blog scene are all too familiar with the ache of extreme arousal, what with their provocative dances, slippery full-body massages and explicit how-to instructions. We don't know how they're able to bear it, but we suspect it may have something to do with plenty of pre-date wanking. (So what's your secret?)

Don't wait any longer to join AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.

August. Even the name sounds oppressive to us. And when the temperatures heat up, it's important to stay hydrated. While some of us try beat the heat by spending time next to bodies of water, the writers in today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene are spending theirs next to ... well, other wet bodies. There's something fantastical about fucking when it's so hot: the tastes and smells; the way wet skin begs to be licked. Sloppy blowjobs and shiny pussylips abound. There's a reason they call them the dog days of summer, you know: these stories are so hot they'll leave you panting.

Getting thirsty? We thought so. But not to worry; always the gracious hostess, Madeline remembered to bring some extra Gatorade along after the jump.

In today's roundup of some of the hottest moments from the sex blog scene, we'll watch a few of our favorite bloggers suffer through the end stages of sexual frustration. Maybe it's not nice to perv on other folks' pain, but we just can't help ourselves.! After all, there really is something sexy about reading how hard they're aching for release. In fact, for all we know they might still be begging for those orgasms they so desperatly crave while we spend our lunch break playing ring toss with the interns in our stockroom, because our lives are just super erotic that way (not that we'd ever rub it in). Pity them if you will—but try not to enjoy their pain too much, OK? 'Cause that would be just plain wrong.

Get schadenfreudelicious (yes, you can borrow that if you want) with AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.

You always remember your first. Whether it's a kiss, blowjob, or the first time you got nasty in a car, there's always something sweet about never having done something before. And this week, all kinds of sweetness are practically overflowing as the bloggers in today's roundup of some our favorite moments from the sex blog scene describe their first lesbian kiss, the proper way to suit up for vehicular fornication, an impromptu quickie, and a tasty girl having her genitals molded for your pleasure.

Grab yourself a bowl of cherries, come sit on the porch with Madeline Glass, and let the juice dribble down your chin after the jump.

The ubiquity and reach of the interweb makes it difficult to make any claims about yourself that other people might have a hard time verifying or agreeing with—you know, like calling yourself "the sexiest woman in town" or something. So maybe that's why the subject of this annotated photo blog went the relatively modest route and chose something simple like "Sexy Girl" (or "Gurl", depending where you look) for her nom de guerre. She certainly isn't misrepresenting herself, though she might be selling herself a little short—while she's definitely sexy, her real talent lies in being "an unrepentant exhibitionist and true sexual deviant", which translates to photos of her flashing her goods in the park, at the beach, and during visits to her local Renaissance Faire. But we guess all that wouldn't have fit into her URL.

• That SeXy Girl (thatsexygirl.blogspot.com, via Indie Nudes)