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Turkish Paper Teaches Women How To Masturbate (And We Help!)

We're fairly certain that the bulk of our female readership is familiar with the ins and outs of female masturbation (this is a website about porn, after all), but on the chance that you're still a newbie — or complete newcomer — to the wonders of jilling off, you'll be happy to know that there's a Turkish newspaper that wants to help you out. Yes, ladies, it's true: in just ten simple steps (and with thirty minutes to several hours of free time), you, too, can learn to masturbate — maybe even to orgasm! On the chance that this thorough guide leaves you wanting, we've included some helpful resources (and video instruction) after the jump.

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Petite Pink Ribbon: Fight Breast Cancer While Getting Off

Natural Contours (Candida Royalle's sex toy line) was one of the first companies to offer classy looking, discreet vibrators — and over the many years they've been in business, they've added many wonderful additions to their line of vibes (and not a single jelly dong in sight!). Given their history of producing quality toys, and my history of enjoying quality toys, it's somewhat surprising that until last week, I'd never felt the caress of a Natural Contours vibe against my own natural contours.

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Say Goodbye To Summer (Again)

Summer's only been over for a week now, but we miss it already. Sure, the fall season certainly has its charms — making out in gigantic leaf piles, Halloween costume party orgies, and that wonderful effect that a slight chill in the air seems to have on nipples — but it just can't compare to a good old fashioned poolside romp with two girls, a dildo, and plenty of water. Just think: August is only ten months away! More »

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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Seeing (And Feeling) Sex Through Candy Colored Glass

Until recently, the thought of using the words "glass" and "vagina" in the same sentence struck a fearful chord in my heart. Surely that combination would only be uttered to an emergency room doctor after some freak accident—or, potentially, in some fancy art gallery, which would be a different though no less terrifying scenario). But then I met the Candy Colored Glass Dildo, and suddenly the thought of glass against my ladybits took on a whole new meaning! More »

Vibrator/Shaver Mixes Pleasure With Pain Some women like to shave their sensitive areas. And most women like vibrations on their sensitive areas. So why not save some time and effort and combine a shaver and a vibrator into one convenient package? That was probably the idea behind the Touche Womaniser Shaver and Silicone Massager, but whoever invented it needs to go straight back to the drawing board. Some things are kept separate for a reason, you know. (lovehoney.co.uk, via inventorspot.com)

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The Great Naked Cleaning Bunny Tail Butt Plug Experiment

It seems the Great Strap-On Experiment we told you about a few months ago must have had some success, because the same guy (or at least a very ardent copycat) is at it again. Allow us to introduce Bunny Tail Cleaner, a blog Tumblr documenting a man's search for a woman who will let him clean her house. Naked. With a bunny tail butt plug firmly ensconced in the rear. We're not sure if this is more or less kinky than the pegging search, but either way, we wish him luck. (Oh, and if anyone wants to send us a bunny tail butt plug to use around Fleshbot Central, just shoot us an email. We're always looking for ways to make housework more interesting.)

· Bunny Tail Cleaner (bunnytailcleaner.tumblr.com)
· Thumbnail via CFNM Porn (cfnmporn.net)


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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Boditalk Escort Is Calling, But Will You Pick Up The Phone?

OhMiBod may have a name that's a clever(ish) play on one of the world's most instantly recognizable brands, and their most famous products may be iPod-compatible vibrators. But that shouldn't lead you to think that they're a one trick sex toy company: in addition to their Apple-centric vibes, they also make vibrators that work with any cell phone, one of which managed to land in my lap last week.

The Boditalk Escort is a small pink bullet vibe. But, unlike other bullet vibes, this one has the ability to vibe in sync with your cell phone (or iPhone). But will its call make you come? Or will it make you want to send it straight to voicemail? And how exactly does the darn thing work?

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Real American Heroes A 77-year-old Brooklyn man is being unfairly persecuted by the IRS just because he tried to deduct over $300,000 in "therapeutic" treatments for his chronic depression. You know, like ... prostitutes, erotic massages, sex toys and porn. That sounds pretty therapeutic to us. This guy should be given a medal, not a tax bill. (nypost.com; thumb via doctoradventures.com)

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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Curvy Lover Stroker

Fleshbot's pixel restrictions prevent me showing this device to you as it looked attached like a naughty koala to the better part of my person. But if you've ever imagined shrinking an enemy and then fucking it like some cultural exchange between certain native tribes and the Porn Valley Chamber of Commerce, then the Curvy Woman Stroker is for you!

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We happened to catch the new Coen Brothers movie "Burn Before Reading" last night and you'll be happy to know that George Clooney and his sex furniture do indeed play a prominent role in the film. We don't want to spoil anything, but let's just say you might pick up a few pointers along the way. (xbiz.com)