We like to think of Fleshbot as a sort of all-you-can-eat buffet of pervy delights, one where you can fill your plate with a little bit of, say, celebrity cheesecake with a side of Japanese hentai and some hardcore CGI fantasy sprinkled on top. But what do you do if you want to tuck in your napkin and dig in to something a little more substantial? They're calling today's debut a "soft launch", but so far there's nothing soft about the thoughtful sex blog and paysite reviews at SugarClick, bought to you by our esteem'd colleagues Sam Sugar and Audacia Ray and their team of crack smuthounds—not only do they tell you why you should visit certain websites when you're feeling that tingle in your blossom, they (more importantly) tell you why you shouldn't. Now excuse us while we follow up on their handy numerical rating system with some, er, in-depth research of our own ...

SugarClick: Sex Website and Blog Reviews (sugarclick.com)

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