Being the fair-minded, nonjudgmental sorts that we are here at Fleshbot, we're inclined to give props to anyone who has sex on camera for a living—which is to say that all porn stars are equal in our book. Yet anyone who's watched porn for any length of time knows that some porn stars are clearly more equal than others. With that in mind, we direct your attention to this video which popped up on YouTube last week courtesy of an anonymous source (though Luke Ford has his theories). We're much too chivalrous to mention who's held up as an example of the sort of ugly porn stars referenced in the song title, but we do find ourselves agreeing with the author on one important point: Why can't we have more like Tyler Faith?