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It might have been one of those Seymore Buttts party bus rides in which Cruz, alone among her fellow strippers, took advantage of the myriad potholes and faultlines of Los Angeles to land squarely on the patrons. It might have been that pegging movie in which spectators like myself questioned not only our own fortitude but also if G-d existed, while Cruz blithely groomed and preened, or it might have just been tonight at KSEX Radio, a low-bandwidth, high spunk Internet radio station at which Cruz mentioned that her ass felt loose.

"We are probably the most anal Asians," observed Mika Tan of she and Cruz.

"I hadn't had anal sex in two weeks," Cruz said, "and so I thought I'd be pretty tight back there. Nope. I fucked Mr. Marcus. And he's big. And I had him fuck me in the ass. And he just wasn't feeling it."

"It takes more than two weeks," said Tan.

"And I fucked this guy back there, and he said, 'Your ass feels like a pussy.' So I hadn't really recovered."

Later, Cruz demonstrated how she'd been hypnotized so that hearing a certain word would give her an orgasm. Her handler whispered something and she collapsed and writhed.

I didn't believe it, but I had a good time anyway.

· KSEXRadio (ksexradio.com)
· Annie Cruz (anniecruz.com)
· Mika Tan (grr, baby) (mikatan.com)

Previously: Mika Tan's Process, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive