Playboy wants BFFs Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards to pose naked together and is offering $1 million to make it happen. Couldn't they just Photoshop that and pass the savings on to the consumer? (thesun.co.uk)
We've been known to go through some great lengths to catch a glimpse of celebrity nipple in our time, but even our most obsessive efforts pale in comparison to the boob aficionado who posted this Zapruder-like video of Pamela Anderson on the Conan O'Brien show last night. But the oddest thing is that despite the slow motion and close-up view, we still can't make out any nipple. Not that we haven't seen it before, of course, and not that Pam hauling her girls around in a clingy dress doesn't have its own particular appeal ... but if you're going to go through all the trouble of uploading a video to YouTube and call it a "wardrobe malfunction", shouldn't there at least be some sort of payoff? (Unless we're missing something, of course, and that shadow we're seeing on the side of her tit is in fact a curiously distended areola ... but surely we're not going blind from all that you-know-what we do just yet, are we?)
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Of course, the interweb has made it easy for any connoisseur of vintage Playboy spreads to amass a top-notch photography collection that's only limited by the amount of free space on a hard drive. But for those collectors who want something a little more permanent—and have several thousand dollars to spare—Hef and company introduced the Playboy Legacy Collection at the Cannes International Film Festival last week. The collection consists of 48 gallery-quality images representing the "visual history and impact of the magazine" from Tom Kelley's classic 1953 shot of Marilyn Monroe to Pamela Anderson as seen by David LaChapelle and are available individually, in three 16-photo sets, or as one 48-piece Gold Edition which also includes five music CDs, a DVD set, a book, a replica of an original Playboy Club key, and an invitation to an exclusive weekend party at the Playboy Mansion to celebrate the launch of the collection ... all for the low price of $85,000. (Which means that we'll be able to afford a copy circa 2148, given our current rate of savings and assuming they'll be any copies left by then. In the meantime, though, there's still the interweb.)
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· If you're completely incapable of wearing a shirt properly and your entire boob is just hanging out there for all to see, we guess that technically counts as a nipple slip too. Score one more for Mischa Barton! (toxicmagazine.com + idontlikeyouinthatway.com)
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· Jane Magazine deserves total props for its Guide to Breast Health and accompanying reader boob blog. No faces, but still ... real boobs! (janemag.com)
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· Geek goddess Morgan Webb revisits her bikini-wearing past in FHM's November issue. All things considered, nerds have it pretty good these days. (bastardly.com)
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· Kid Rock says he married Pamela Anderson because she's great in bed and she says she married him because he's well hung. You mean it wasn't because of a shared interest in 18th century French literature? What a surprise. (tonight.co.za)
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Playboy wants BFFs Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards to pose naked together and is offering $1 million to make it happen. Couldn't they just Photoshop that and pass the savings on to the consumer? (thesun.co.uk)
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