· Our comrades-in-geekiness over at Lifehacker point out a new Firefox extension that allows you to easily erase your internet footprints while surfing the web for ... you know, anything you wouldn't want other people to know you were looking at. (lifehacker.com)

· A condom company promotes its new "stimulating gel" with a funny ad that features a hotel where the guests explore their wildest fetishes. (We think we stayed there once. The room service was very slow.) (blogs.guardian.co.uk, via sexblo.gs)

· A British bloke on a flight to Scotland to face charges for refusing to wear his clothes in court refused to wear his clothes on the plane as well. (Insert "locked and upright position" joke here.) He's sort of like the Rosa Parks of nudists, only hairier. (thesun.co.uk)

· We swear we had nothing to do with making URLs like martinlutherking.com and jessejackson.com redirect to a Philippines-operated porn site ... though upon further reflection, maybe we should've registered millardfillmore.com and ruthbaderginsburg.com while we still had the chance. (boston.com)

· Seattlest reviews a new play called "What Is Sexy?", which from the critic's description sounds like one of those artsy amateur theater troupe sort of things where skinny people in their underwear grind up against each other for two hours while talking about vaginas and such. In other words, it sounds awesome. (seattlest.com)

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