· Our friends at Freepornstarpix piece together the resumé of the Kentucky schoolteacher who was fired from her job after news of her former porn career came to the attention of her supervisors; despite what we said earlier, maybe knowing our teacher had appeared in "Ass Whores 12" would have been a little distracting to us during our tender adolescent years. (freepornstarpix.com; more @ AVN)

· A new brothel in Germany is offering special rates for virgins, thus precipitating a wave of customers eager to reexperience their first times all over again and making pathetic internet pleas like this one less viable at the same time. (reuters.com + avirginsplea.com - thanks Brad)

· Public service announcement to any antiporn fanatics who may have "stumbled" upon Fleshbot by "accident": If the material you find here offends you, please simply surf somewhere else instead of showing your displeasure by committing arson to show your displeasure. Thanks! (newschannel5.com)

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