· Combine a bunch of World of Warcraft characters with that song about internet porn from "Avenue Q" and what do you get? Something that's just as silly (yet strangely amusing) as it sounds. (.wmv video @ kaneva.com - thanks Klaus)

· A new report suggests that Homeland Security Department employees are hopelessly addicted to porn, though something tells us many of you won't find that too much of a surprise. (sploid.com)

· Ever with its finger firmly on the pulse of what the kids are into these days, Playboy has started searching for an upcoming Girls of MySpace online feature. Since it seems that practically every professional and would-be porn starlet already has a profile, it looks like they have their work cut out for them already. (playboy.com)

· Just when we thought the whole GTA "Hot Coffee" brouhaha was over, along comes yet another lawsuit regarding the game's hidden sexual content to make us feel like it's 2005 all over again. (zdnet.com)

· And speaking of video games ... hot CG babes like Lara Croft and Bloodrayne might get all the attention, but when it comes to dozens of screenshots' worth of hot panty-flashing action, the girls from Dead or Alive leave everyone else in the dust (on the floor looking up their skirts, that is). (infoseek.co.jp, via sexblo.gs)

· Regular readers of Fleshbot already know that our appreciation of gorgeous females isn't just limited to the flesh-and-blood variety; we've drooled over a good number of mechanical versions as well. Good to know we're not the only ones. (yesbutnobutyes.com, via College Humor)

· Also good to see that our old friend Dessarae Bradford is up to her old tricks again ... only this time, she's got a new blog, a new soon-to-be-hit single, and at least two new reasons for us to admire her indefatigable talent for self-promotion. Keep up the great work, Dessarae!

· Finally, we hope the answer to the question posed in the title of this article will always be "Just lovely!" for all of you; after all, we wouldn't want any of our readers to get a complex or anything. (Regina Lynn @ wired.com)

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