· We never really thought of the possibility that "Law & Order"'s Mariska Hargitay and porn goddess Janine Lindemulder were separated at birth ... but come to think of it we've never seen them in the same room, either. (mostlymuppet.com)

· Breaking: People in Minneapolis masturbate a lot, and aren't afraid to talk about it. (St. Paul, on the other hand ... ) (citypages.com)

· Meanwhile, people in Tokyo frequent bars to "couple-swap, have orgies, spank each other, or just gawk". But you probably knew that already. (Nerve)

· And here we were thinking we were the only ones who found a porn stash in the woods during our formative years—who knew it was such a widespread phenomenon? (ask.metafilter.com)

· P.S., and confidential to all of our Indonesian readers: Kamu wongi sekali. No, really. (toffeewomble.blogspot.com)

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