· The pajama-clad festivities actually took place over the weekend, but we'd be remiss to not pass along some (belated) 80th birthday wishes to Hugh Hefner—the man who made the world safe for boobies. And Viagra. And simultaneously dating three chicks with a combined age that is still four years younger than your own. But mostly for the boobies. (playboy.com + abcnews.com + washingtonpost.com)

· It's still unclear who is more outraged by the debut of the new Indonesian edition of Playboy—the nation's devout Muslims who consider the magazine an affront to decency or everyone else who is ticked because it contains no nudity. Sounds like a debate where everybody loses. (timesonline.co.uk)

· You knew it was coming (maybe because we already told you): the June issue of Playboy will feature a "Girls of MySpace" pictorial. For those who can't wait, a teaser site allows you to check out submissions and even vote for your favorites, but it's a good bet you'll find more salacious material in some of these girls' profiles then you'll ever find in the magazine. (playboy.com)

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· Finally, a little reminder of what Hugh and his empire are all about ... Miss May 2006 Alison Waite. Thanks, big guy. (gallery @ lettherebeporn.com)

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