· If you're starting to put together your summer reading list, Playboy suggests one of "The 25 Sexiest Novels Ever Written" Careful, though; if you try to return them to the library with the pages stuck together, they'll definitely charge you a fine. (playboy.com)

· Getting fired for watching porn at work isn't news these days ... unless you work in a sausage factory. The employees say they just got confused when they were told to keep their eyes on the pork. After all, handling meat is what they do best. They hope to find new jobs at doctor's office giving "hot beef injections." (OK, we'll stop now.) (thesun.co.uk)

· Lions Gate Films seems to have conveniently forgotten that Gregory Dark, the director of new mainstream gorefest "See No Evil" (i.e., those spooky ads you keep seeing over there on the left side of this page) honed his craft with a decade in the hardcore business, helming such classics as "Black Throat", "Deep Inside Vanessa Del Rio", and the first four installments of "New Wave Hookers". That's probably why the new film has an ending that you'll totally see coming. (nypost.com)