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amateur
Naked Emo Girls Do It With Feeling
Because we want to be totally "down" with what the young people are "into" these days, we went to the library to find a book about "emo" culture—but there weren't any. So we had to look it up on Wikipedia. We learned that emo girls like to dye their hair black, comb it down over their face, and then listen to sensitive rock bands who are really in touch with their feelings. (Or something like that.) We also discovered that this doesn't necessarily mean that they're depressed or moody or about to cut you (or themselves) with a knife, which is good to know! It took a totally different site, however, to teach us that some of these girls like to take naked self-portraits ... and that certain other people really, really like that too. More » -
Colgate is looking for intensely talented mouths. Quick, someone call Gianna Michaels! (OK, so it's just for some sort of karaoke contest or something ... but we hear Gianna has a mean set of pipes on her as well.) (adrants.com)
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Well hello there, Aria Valentino. We're awfully excited about your upcoming solo site debut; we just hope we don't get you confused with other busty babelog favorites like Aria Giovanni and Andie Valentino. It's getting harder to keep track of these things at our advanced age, you know, no matter how many jiggly exercise videos we come across. (xfanz.com + myspace.com; more @ bigboobsalert.com)
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The Hottest Girls On MySpace: Still Looking
We long ago departed MySpace for the relatively calmer pastures of Facebook, but there will always be at least one reason to log in to your account every now and then: hot chicks. The folks at CO-ED Magazine have pawed their way through all the eye-wrenching backrgound patterns and blinking GIFs and bad sound files to find the hottest ladies of MySpace (or "tramps"; we're not sure which title they've decided on); now it's up to you to examine the evidence and vote for the next MySpace superstar. We recommend taking your time and thoroughly examining each girl's portfolio before making your choice; someone's future softcore porn or reality show career could hang in the balance, so this is serious business after all. (coedmagazine.com, via myhotbox.blogspot.com)
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The New York Times outsidentifies the 22-year-old aspiring singer known as "Kristen" who found herself at the epicenter of the brouhaha surrounding Eliot Spitzer this week. At least now we know one reason why she turned to escorting — after listening to that track on her MySpace page (you know, the one with what the Times called "dated slang"), we doubt her vocal career would've made her much money anyway. (nytimes.com) -
pornstars
Vicky Vette Restores Our Faith In The Democratic Process
The Texas primaries (and caucuses!) weren't the only things keeping us glued to our screens this week as we breathlessly followed reigning Fleshbot MILF favorite Vicky Vette in her ongoing quest to be elected Miss MySpace USA: after gaining and maintaining an early lead in the vote tally, Vicky found her profile pulled by the site's organizers due to the fact that it linked to her adults-only website and "the threat to minors that it would cause". (Because, you know, all those other babes vying for the title are such paragons of family-friendly virtue themselves.) After much hue and cry by her fan base though, Vicky's candidacy was restored — and she's now offering a special discount to new members of the site to celebrate her impending victory. Who says it doesn't pay to be politically engaged?
· Vicky Vette (official site @ vickyathome.com)
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paysites
Lavender Tabby Will Make You Purr
Academic-turned-pornographer Justin Treynor has pimped his MySpace page into a lollipop land of sweet and sexy Asian overachievers for cerebral surfers who get off on reading detailed Hello Pussy personality profiles before a long stroke session: welcome to the newly launched LavenderTabby.com! As the former English (As A Second Language, we're guessing) teacher says, "If adult entertainment is about anything, it's absolutely got to be our primal, prominent need for fantasy. At bottom, fantasy encompasses more than the visual or tactile — at the root of all fantasy, even that of the fast and furious variety, there is always some sort of story." More »
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pornstars
Sasha Grey Is Our "Superchrist" (And The Smashing Pumpkins' Too)
Fleshbot's reigning 2007 Crush Object (and, not incidentally, AVN Performer of the Year) Sasha Grey is a woman of many talents, not all of which are limited to starring roles as mopey teens in hardcore porn movies: this week, she continues her quest for world domination through a star turn in the new video for the Smashing Pumpkins' "Superchrist", which premiered on their MySpace page today. More »
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politics
Meet Laura Pye, Town Councilor Gone Wild
If you could go on the internet and see the members of your city council in their underwear, would you really want to? What if your representative was an 18-year-old hottie, with a love of cheap booze and stripper poles? Then it's too bad that you didn't vote for Laura Pye, the youngest female councilor in Great Britain, who ran for office last year to show that the young peoples are "not all hood-wearing yobs getting drunk." Well, the old people (not us!) are wondering if she's doing such a good job of that since her Facebook and MySpace pages are populated with Laura and her friends frolicking like, well ... drunken yobs. It's all very shocking and scandalous, but then again, they did elect and 18-year-old to run their town. Half-naked MySpace pictures are just a plank of the party platform.
· UK's youngest woman councillor, 18, poses in raunchy snaps (dailymail.co.uk)
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A cop who works at a middle school in Florida is under fire because one of his MySpace friends links to a porn site and officials are concerned that kids who view the cop's page can get to porn "in just three clicks".. Actually, if it takes them that many clicks to find dirty stuff on the interweb, they can't be that interested in finding it in the first place.









