· The Sun continues its mission to bring you meaningful and important news, like this piece about famous actresses' nipples. Too bad the Pulitzer Prizes only go to American newspapers. (thesun.co.uk)

· Despite the above evidence to the contrary, a recent "eye tracking" study shows that when given an image of a person, no matter who the subject is, guys will always stare at the crotch. We're just comparing notes, is all. (ojr.org + Boing Boing)

· We interrupt this important news program to bring you porn. Now, that's an announcement with a real public service. (azcentral.com)

· A real-life Spiderman used his awesome climbing skills not to fight crime, but to collect 4000 pieces of ladies underwear instead. We can't all use our powers for good. (smh.com.au)

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