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Morning Wood: Mating Season


· A bunch of horny manatees are causing traffic jams in Florida. Not web traffic, sadly, just cars. (firstcoastnews.com) More »

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Morning Wood: Michelle Marsh Is A Handful

· Michelle Marsh will have to get back to you soon, because she has quite a lot on her hands right now. (hollywoodtuna.com + egotastic.com) More »

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Morning Wood: Born To Ride

· Believe it or not, we don't have any photos of a famous celebrity on a beach in a bikini today. (Did they close the ocean or something?) So here's Vida Guerra in her underwear instead. We hope you can forgive us. (dailypoa.com) More »

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Morning Wood: Demi Moore's Tough Choices

· Demi Moore's is careful to cover her head, but can't be bothered to cover her nipples. We think she made the right decision. (egotastic.com) More »

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Morning Wood: Keeley's Back! (Not That She Ever Went Away)

· Keeley Hazell has returned to class the joint up a little bit. We could use a little refinement, actually. (thumblogger.com) More »

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Morning Wood: Natasha Hamilton Gets Our Attention

· Who is Natasha Hamilton? She probably sings or something, but let's face it ... topless beach pictures are the real music to our ears. Or eyes. Whatever. (drunkenstepfather.com) More »

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Morning Wood: What Are You Looking At? (Besides Joanna Krupa)

· Joanna Krupa is a Polish model starring in an Australian magazine, which might make some Americans question their own patriotism. Should we get the U.N. involved? (dailypoa.com) More »

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Morning Wood: The Healing Power Of Breasts

· Meet Sarita Stella, yet another Australian model for you to keep an eye on. We might need a scorecard to keep them all straight. (dailypoa.com) More »

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Morning Wood: Lucy Pinder's Flip Flop

· First Lucy Pinder is naked, then she's not, then she is, then she's not again. All this back and forth is making us dizzy. (hollywoodtuna.com) More »

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Morning Wood: You And Gemma Atkinson Have A Future Together

· It's a virtual certainty that we'll be writing about Gemma Atkinson's bikini calendar come December, but you can get a preview of it right now. Try to guess which suit will be October. (dailypoa.com + hollywoodtuna.com) More »

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Morning Wood: Breaking Petra Nemcova's Secret Code

· This is either Petra Nemcova topless on a runway or someone doesn't know how to handle their crayons. Actually, it might be both. (drunkenstepfather.com) More »

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Morning Wood: Rise Of The Strip Clubs

· Venzeulan beauty queen Aida Yespica puts on quite a show, especially when she isn't wearing a shirt. She should still learn to use her hands more. (dailypoa.com) More »

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Morning Wood: Kelly Brook's Bikini Season

· When you're Kelly Brook, summer is not a vacation—it's bikini calendar photoshoot season. She makes a lot of sacrifices for her art. (hollywoodtuna.com) More »

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Morning Wood: Emphasizing Genitalia Since 2003

· A filly may have won the big horse race this weekend, but Michelle Marsh would prefer to be the one doing the riding. Is she hiring stable boys? (dailypoa.com) More »

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Morning Wood: Jenny McCarthy's Nipples Go To The Beach

· When Jenny McCarthy goes to the beach, there's a pretty good chance you're going to see some nipples. Of course, you get to see Jim Carrey's nipples too, but that's the price you have to pay. (celebslam.com) More »

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Morning Wood: Katie Price Needs Some Work Done

· Katie "Jordan" Price is a loose woman. What? She's the one planning to get her hoo-ha tightened after her baby is born. Was that more than you needed to know? (celebnewswire.com + tmz.com; thumbnail via taxidrivermovie.com) More »

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Morning Wood: Free Boobies!

· Newspapers and websites appeal to the lowest common denominator and use cheap, tawdry tactics to grab attention. In other news, look at these tits! (brisbanetimes.com.au) More »

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Morning Wood: We're Number One!

· Congratulations, fellow countrymen: "Americans are the greatest downloaders of porn." U.S.A.! U.S.A.! (news.com.au) More »