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<description><![CDATA[&middot;  Just when you thought political ads couldn't get any dumber, a candidate is attacked for dialing a wrong number. Then again, when accused of calling a phone sex line, &quot;wrong number&quot; is the standard go-to excuse. (forbes.com)

&middot; Mary Carey only wants what's fair: a guest spot on The Tonight Show, just like her &quot;opponent&quot; Arnold Schwarzenegger. Does this mean the Terminator will have a cameo in &quot;Pervert! Part 2&quot;? (washingtonpost.com)

&middot; We've been waiting for a better scan of this Scarlett Johansson &quot;sweater&quot; picture to show up on the interwebs for a while. The hunger strike is now over. (banklocater.com)

&middot; Students at the University of Toronto can study &quot;flogging, restraint and role-play&quot;. Who says they don't teach the classics anymore? (msnbc.msn.com)
&middot; Preachers are going undercover at Indian call centers to rid the employees of their licentious ways. Hey, if it get us off hold in the next twenty minutes we're all for it. (indiatimes.com)

&middot; A new report says the internet may be addictive. Nonsense. Now, hand us that Red Bull so we can't get back to searching YouTube. (techweb.com)

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<description><![CDATA[&middot; If you've been hearing all this talk this week about that hot girl-on-girl catfight action between Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler and wondering, &quot;Who the hell is Shanna Moakler?&quot; (no, we don't watch "Dancing With The Stars" either)&mdash;well, here's your answer. Old Playmates never die, they just beat up skinny socialites. (Defamer + toxicmagazine.com)

&middot; What kind of sick freak collects pictures of pornstars with their clothes on? We'll link to it, but we don't have to like it. Perverts. (hornyoyster.com)

&middot; We've posted stuff for the tech geeks and game freaks earlier today; now &quot;Buffy the Vampire Slayer&quot; fans can get their jollies from these Mercedes McNab pictures in Playboy. No offense, but we think we've exceeded our nerd quotient for the day. (wwtdd.com)

&middot; A group that's trying to stop an adult store from opening in Massachusetts has to be reminded that you have to be a charity in order to ask people for money. Nice try, though. (thebostonchannel.com + avn.com)
&middot; The new fashion trend sweeping Paris is ridiculous hats that distract people from the fact that you aren't actually wearing clothes. Or maybe it's taking your clothes off to distract people from your ridiculous hat. (Gawker)

&middot; A politician tries to smear his opponent by making him look like Hugh Hefner to remind people the guy was endorsed by Larry Flynt (which he wasn't.) Do you really want a Congressman who can't tell his porn publishers apart? (wftv.com)

&middot; Speaking of politicians, the indefatigable Marey Carey will do just about anything to garner publicity for her campaign to become governer of California&mdash;including (shudder) attend the premiere of a Robin Williams movie.  You'll never see Hillary Clinton doing stuff like that. (Defamer)

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<description><![CDATA[&middot; Two judges, their cleaning woman, a sex tape and some blackmail. That's not even our favorite part of the story. It's the description of the woman at the center of it all as &quot;real chili hot stuff.&quot; Now that's entertaining. (telegraph.co.uk)

&middot; We really admire "Dancing With The Stars" Monique Coleman's fancy footwork&mdash;it can't be easy remembering your dance steps when your skirt is slipping off on national television.  (taxidrivermovie.com)

&middot; You'll be amazed what you can see on Google Earth ... like maybe yourself, enjoying a nude suntan. By the way, we're never leaving the house again. (video in Dutch, but you'll get the idea @ rtl.nl, via mafiablog.net)

&middot; Thinking of buying a new iPod for that special someone on your gift list this holiday season?  Just make sure you don't try to engrave it with the name of any "sin brands".  Apple doesn't play that way, yo.  (pornzio.com)

&middot; The Army is investigating to see if women from the Kentucky National Guard posed nude (with their rifles, of course.) We thought you told them to &quot;be all you can be.&quot; (courier-journal.com)
&middot; The reason attractive people are attractive is because looking at them is easier on your brain. They can be a lot harder on some of your other body parts though. (reuters.com)

&middot; Mary Carey continues to live the dream of becoming Madam Governor. Forgive us for not buying our tickets to victory ball just yet. (10news.com)

&middot; Some pretty clever robbers use a sex shop's own handcuffs against the staff. Too bad the shop's security cameras will soon be used against the robbers. (ledger-enquirer.com + 11alive.com)

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<description><![CDATA[&middot; Future Governor of California Mary Carey and former WWE wrestler and perennial trainwreck Chyna are like the new Paris and Nicole. Or the new Abbott and Costello. Take your pick. (tmz.com)

&middot; Another student newspaper sex columnist shocks community standards by the revealing dark truth that college kids like to touch each other. Yes, Mom and Dad, this is what your tuition pays for. (wdcmedia.com)

&middot; R&amp;B star Lyfe Jennings says his new song &quot;S.E.X.&quot; actually encourages teens not to do it. But what about those sexy beats? The music devil has us under its spell! (mtv.com)

&middot; Spanish cops learn how to get promoted via a hardcore porn film. We hear it also teaches the proper way to let horny drivers &quot;get off with a warning.&quot; (lfpress.ca)

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<description><![CDATA[The 2006 election season is heating up with congressional, Senate and governor's races kicking into high gear, but we wanted to give you an update on the two pornstars&mdash;that we know of&mdash;who are seeking higher office. First, we're sad to report that despite (or maybe because of?) our endorsement, Melody &quot;Mimi Miyagi&quot; Damayo lost in the Republican primary on Tuesday, ending her bid to become the governor of Nevada. Based on  the interviews we've seen, she's seems like a pretty smart cookie, so hopefully her civil service days aren't over for good. (There's rumors of a bid for mayor of Las Vegas.) Meanwhile, a little further to the west, Mary Carey continues her quixotic quest to unseat the Governator in California. The campaign ran into a snag when she only collected 40 of the 164,000 signatures needed to get her name on the ballot, but feel free to write her in come November. We won't comment on her prospects, but don't order those &quot;Carey/Lieberman '08&quot; bumper stickers just yet.

&middot; "Carter's Son Wins Nevada Senate Primary" (election results @ abcnews.go.com)
&middot; "Sean Higgins on Mimi Miyagi &amp; 2006" (nationalreview.com)
&middot; "Porn star Carey off and running again in California" (reuters.com)
&middot;  "If you're gonna get screwed by a politician, at least enjoy it" (capitolhillblue.com)

Previously: Mimi Miyagi for Governor!, Mary Carey On The Campaign Trail, Mary Carey: &quot;Bullets Not Boobs!&quot;
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<description><img src="http://www.fleshbot.com/assets/resources/2006/06/2006_06_20_ws_tatou.jpg" class="SidebarImage" border="0" /><![CDATA[&middot; Breaking: Even the gays love Mary Carey, thus indicating that her potential voting base may be much wider than was previously thought.  (fourfour.typepad.com)

&middot; Has it been that long since we featured a genuine celebrity nipple? Actually, it hasn't even been a month since we last showed you Audrey Tautou's, but here's a return engagement courtesy of a sunbathing mishap. It feels good to get back to basics around here. (egotastic.com)

&middot; How can we enjoy the Beijing Olympics in 2008 knowing that this is what the National Stadium could have looked like if only  the organizers weren't afraid of a little vagina dentata? The pole vaulting jokes alone would have been worth it. (bjghw.gov.cn, via Boing Boing)

&middot; Apparently, New Zealanders are fans of Bad Idea Jeans: "Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, 'When am I gonna make it back to Fiji?'" (stuff.co.nz)
&middot; Jessica Simpson's Maxim cover photo is so hot that the actual contents of the inside spread couldn't help but seem like a bit of a let down. We feel your pain. (popsugar.com)  

&middot; That's funny ... we don't seem to recall Edward R. Murrow hosting a wet t-shirt contest in "Good Night and Good Luck". We must have missed it when we went to get more popcorn. (mindvalleylabs.com)

&middot; Here's a tip for aspiring pornographers: if you want your first production to go smoothly, don't pay for it with mommy's credit card. You probably shouldn't date the star and then break up with her before the movie is released either, but it is good marketing. (nypost.com, registration required; see also adultfyi.com)

&middot; Robots may be our helpful little friends, but please think twice before fucking them. The second they get what they want, they stop calling and you're left with some malware and a broken heart. We've seen it a million times. (timesonline.co.uk)

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<title>Mary Carey On The Campaign Trail</title>
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<description><img src="http://www.fleshbot.com/images/2006/05/2006_05_17_marycarey.jpg" class="SidebarImage" border="0" /><![CDATA[In further political (pornlitical?) news this week, the indefatigable Mary Carey kicked off another campaign for Governor of California in San Francisco this week.  Running as an independent, she's going to need over 150,000 signatures from registered voters in order to make the ballot&mdash;a tall order for any candidate.  Like any politician, though, it seems she has another agenda: after all, the whistle stop tour just happens to lend promotional support for her movie "Mary Carey for Governor".  "I wear a suit and everything!  It's like political porno."  We think that's what's called synergy.  

Check out more of Mary's platform&mdash;including video coverage of her kickoff appearance&mdash;after the jump.
- J. West
We asked Mary to explain the issues she's campaigning on:

"Well, the big thing right now is just to bring money into the state of California, because, you know, the deficit's huge.  Arnold took a lot of money away from education, so I want to bring money back to that ... I also want to tighten up security on our borders.  And legalizing gay marriage, because that's going to bring a lot of money to the state.  And I think girl-on-girl is really hot, so, we totally need to legalize gay marriage.  I mean, I do a lot of girl-on-girl stuff. Those are my platforms!"



Her enthusiasm for hot girl-on-girl action aside, however, we felt it necessary to compare and contrast some of the virtues of the challenger versus the incumbent, Arnold Schwarzenegger, before we offered our official endorsement:

CandidateSchwarzeneggerCareySkilled orator and rhetorician:NoNoWilling to prostrate themselves to no end for campaign funds:YesYesExperience and interest in arcane policy details:NoneNoneIntersection of rabid fans and political base:Southern Californian frat guysSouthern Californian frat guysPersonal Appearance:Impressive man boobs, bad teethImpressive man-made boobs, good teethExample set for the children:Portrays violent, bloody massacres of dozens on screenPortrays unprotected, casual sex with dozens on screenPolitical affiliation:Member of allegedly sleazy, morally corrupt partyGuest at allededly sleazy, morally corrupt partiesHistory of illegal drug abuse:YesUnknown, but not unlikelyFamiliarity with Californian political process:Supported numerous ballot propositionsRegularly propositioned by supportersLatest film to feature their junk:Pumping IronMary Carey for Governor

Based on that, there doesn't seem to be much difference between the candidates&mdash;except that Mary promises that if elected, California will be more fun, something that it hasn't been during the Schwarzenegger administration.  So we're going to have to offer our endorsement to Ms. Carey for California Governor in '06.  Good luck on the campaign trail, Mary!

&middot; Mary Carey for Governor (governor.marycarey.com)
&middot; Order: "Mary Carey for Governor" (Adult DVD Empire)

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