• keeley hazell forever

    At Last, Keeley Hazell Gets The Tribute She Deserves

    Over the years, various Fleshbot staffers have attempted to turn Fleshbot into a shrine to the irreplaceable Keeley Hazell. Although those efforts were ultimately thwarted, Keeley fanatics can finally rest easy: Fleshbot may have resisted the draw of all Keeley, all the time, but FHM has given in to the urge, setting up their very own shrine to the lovely Miss Hazell. With photos, wallpapers, and a link that unforgettable Keeley Lady Selector, it's got everything a true Keeley fan could ever want. Well, except for a way to magically transport Keeley into your bedroom—but really, that's asking a lot.

    · The Keeley Collection (fhm.com)

    2:30 PM on Thu Oct 23 2008
    By Lux Alptraum
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  • tributes

    In Defense Of Keeley Hazell (And Naked Babes Everywhere)

    This was surprising even to us, but the earliest post you can find on Fleshbot with the same byline as this one was about Keeley Hazell. Ok, it's actually not that surprising given our track record—just a happy coincidence. She's been on our mind a lot the last couple of years, and even more in the last couple of days since reading this defense of Page 3 girls in The Sun. Apparently, some folks think that it's bad for women to take their shirts off in the newspaper everyday, but the author—a self-described "arch-feminist"—believes that, given the alternatives, topless babes are the very definition of freedom! Hear, hear! In honor of that sentiment, here's a look back at some of Keeley's greatest blows against oppression. More »

    3:30 PM on Wed Oct 15 2008
    By Dashiell Bennett
    14,529 views, 4 comments

    Most discussed Spyder01: I love that video with the guy sketching in the supermarket! more »

  • glamour girls

    Photographer Frank White Brings Our Favorite Babes To Life

    Frank White is a man after our own heart. Not only do we dig his clean and sharp photography style, and his website overflowing with copious galleries of beautiful women (although we don't dig the autoplaying music), it seems that he deals almost exclusively with the buxom British lad mag girls we've come to know and love. Vikki Blows, Kitty Lea, Ami Grove, Emma Frain, Seren Gibson, Emily Scott—they're all here and looking better than ever. Even The Keeley makes a guest appearance! All of which makes us realize that for every lad mag post we've pondered over the years, there's a gutsy photographer who worked hard to bring it to us ... if you want to call spending all your time with babes like this "work."

    · Frank White Photography (audio warning @ frankwhite.co.uk, via highonsex.blogspot.com)

    12:15 PM on Wed Sep 17 2008
    By Dashiell Bennett
    7,408 views, Comment

  • babes

    Keeley Hazell's 2009 Calendar: These Are The Days Of Our Lives

    Ever since we got our 2008 Keeley Hazell calendar, we've been counting down the days until her 2009 edition would arrive on our digital doorstep. (Which was pretty difficult, because we're pretty sure there are no actual dates on that thing. And WTF is a digital doorstep anyway?) We didn't see as much of our gal in '08 as we would have liked, but it's good to see that her devotion to shooting topless photos in sets of twelve remains intact. Although come to think of it, it is tough that we only get to see her naked breasts once a month. Is it too soon to be thinking about 2010?

    · Keeley Hazell Topless Calendar (dailypoa.com)

    11:40 AM on Wed Sep 3 2008
    By Dashiell Bennett
    8,576 views, 2 comments

    Most discussed rosconian: At what point did Keeley (or her handlers) decide that she should stop smiling? Was it before or after the more »

  • this week in lad mags

    Keeley Hazell Is Right On Time

    Do you feel the summer doldrums coming on? You know, the feeling of time slowing down and being stuck in a cubicle/on the internet all day where nothing interesting happens because everyone else in the world is apparently at a beach somewhere having more fun than you? (Or maybe that's just us?) Well, whatever malady has befallen you, it's Keeley Hazell to the rescue. Her tireless devotion to your entertainment has resulted in a new photo spread in Nuts magazine and it's probably exactly what you were looking for at this particular moment. It's like she always knows exactly what to do to cheer everybody up. It's spooky, huh? More »

    11:00 AM on Wed Jun 4 2008
    By Dashiell Bennett
    6,573 views, Comment

  • interviews

    The Keeley Hazell Interview: Wherein Your Editor Receives A Rude Awakening

    We've been following Keeley Hazell's life and times for quite a while now, but what do we really know about her? Do we really understand her? More importantly, does she understand us? We've always thought that there was a special unspoken bond between our humble selves and the beautiful bombshell, but her answers to this questionnaire make us think otherwise. For starters, she doesn't like the word "glamour" to describe what she does, which is fair enough. ("Boobie model" is probably out too, huh?) But then there's this exchange: More »

    5:02 PM on Thu May 8 2008
    By Dashiell Bennett
    25,745 views, 4 comments

    Latest by Dashiell Bennett: (Sorry, you set 'em up like that, I gotta knock 'em down.) more »