• extreme pornstar showdown

    Crush Object Faceoff: Joanna Angel Vs. Sasha Grey

    Back in 2005, when we made our first list of top ten crush objects, Joanna Angel easily topped the list. The alt-hottie (and two time Supreme Commandress) has always held a place in our hearts and parts. But how does she stack up against our most recent Crush Object of the Year, Sasha Grey? Both are driven, ambitious, experienced, and adored — but only one can win this round (and go on to face Stoya). Who will it be? The choice is yours. More »

    4:00 PM on Wed Nov 26 2008
    By Lux Alptraum
    27,940 views, 21 comments

    Most discussed Prof_Derzshowitz: I really liked the vibe of the Joanna video. It was like we just happened upon the two of more »

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    Joanna Angel, Justine Joli, And Mandy Morbid, Oh My!

    We have to admit that we've been feeling a bit of calendar fatigue—it's not even Thanksgiving, and we're already pretty much over this whole "2009" thing. Or were, at least, until we got a peek at the Mishka NYC calendar. Shot by Ellen Stagg, and featuring such illustrious Crush Objects as Justine Joli, Zoli, Mandy Morbid, and—last but certainly not least—Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel, the thirteen month calendar has given us a reason to believe again. Believe in naked calendars, that is. Need your own personal faithlift? Check after the jump for an exclusive preview of some of our very favorite months (the ones with naked girls, duh!). More »

    1:00 PM on Thu Nov 13 2008
    By Lux Alptraum
    14,368 views, 8 comments

    Most discussed bdve: That Nintendo isn't hooked all the way up. more »

  • decision 2008

    Two Pornstars To Rule Them All: Meet Your New Leaders

    It seems that there's been some backroom dealing in this whole Supreme Commandress election: Joanna and Stoya have announced that, rather than run against each other, they'd rather team up and serve as joint Supreme Commandresses of the state of Fleshbot. This is just like back in 1796, when Thomas Jefferson and John Adams ran against each other, and then Thomas Jefferson became John Adams's vice president. Except that Stoya and Joanna are way hotter than those guys were (and we sorta doubt that John Adams ever got gangbanged. Jefferson, on the other hand...).

    To celebrate our new era of co-Commandressing, we'd like to offer you (what else?) some videos of Joanna and Stoya at their finest moments. Meet your new leaders: we're in for a very sexy administration. More »

    2:30 PM on Thu Nov 6 2008
    By Lux Alptraum
    18,466 views, 29 comments

    Most discussed Prof_Derzshowitz: Maybe now that Joanna and Stoya have been elected, we could start petitioning them to perform certain sexual acts for more »

  • decision 2008

    Stoya: An Animal Ear-Clad Girl Of The People

    The two top candidates in our Supreme Commandress race (young upstart Stoya and incumbent Joanna Angel, for those who aren't glued to the polls) continue to battle it out. Joanna's already showed us her official Commandress apparel, now Stoya wants the good people of Fleshbot to know that, if elected, she would serve out her term in animal ears (and, if we're really good, only animal ears). We're having some serious trouble deciding between these two. Perhaps we should create some sort of Vice Commandress position? (More photos of Stoya after the jump.) More »

    11:30 AM on Thu Nov 6 2008
    By Lux Alptraum
    7,765 views, 8 comments

    Most discussed MalzyWheels: Way too adorable. I love Stoya. I love Joanna Angel. Can't we just all unite and have a power sharing more »

  • decision 2008

    The Electioneering Continues

    Our incumbent Supreme Commandress isn't taking this whole re-election thing lying down—she wants you to know she's very, very eager to win your vote. As an added incentive, she's provided us with this picture of her in her official Commandress outfit. We'd hate to see it go to waste (though, hey, Joanna—even if things don't go your way, you can always wear that outfit to all official Fleshbot functions. We wouldn't mind.).

    3:15 PM on Wed Nov 5 2008
    By Lux Alptraum
    2,943 views, 2 comments

    Latest by MalzyWheels: Man, I'm getting to like the odds of seeing Stoya dressed as a bunny. But Joanna's outfit is damn hot! more »

  • decision 2008

    Vote For Your Next Supreme Commandress

    The candidates have spoken, the campaign has run its course... and now it's time for you to pick your new leader. Will it be the steadfast and successful Joanna Angel? Digital Playground darling Stoya? Glamorous geek Justine Joli? Sasha Grey, with her newfound crossover appeal? Adorable Penny Flame? Or perhaps the well-endowed (and well-prepared) Gianna Michaels? The future of Fleshbot is in your hands, dear reader: make your choice after the jump. More »

    3:00 PM on Tue Nov 4 2008
    By Lux Alptraum
    14,377 views, 50 comments

    Most discussed paraffinshot: No question. Sasha Grey, all the way. Intellectual Hardcore Queen! more »

  • decision 2008

    Joanna Angel: Porn You Can Believe In

    As the reigning Supreme Commandress, Joanna Angel has served Fleshbot well—and, in some ways, the current prosperity of the nation of Fleshbot is the best argument we can think of for a second Joanna Angel administration. But we felt it would be more appropriate to let the Supreme Commandress speak for herself on this one: More »

    1:15 PM on Tue Nov 4 2008
    By Lux Alptraum
    3,356 views, 4 comments

    Most discussed hebear mcghee (is a wolf in wolf's clothing): No matter what the outcome of the polls may be, in my heart and in my mind, Joanna Angel will more »

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    Joanna Angel Wants You To Vote For Obama

    With the election merely a day away, devoted citizens are doing their best to get the word out about their candidate of choice, letting people across the nation know why their candidate is the right pick to lead our nation out of this dark and depressing time. And our Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel is no different. She wants you all to know that she's supporting Obama—and you should, too! In a time like this, Obama's firm hand is the one we need at the helm of our great nation. And Joanna knows all about Obama's firm hands (and, for that matter, his hard cock), as evidenced by these photos and video (also seen in "XOXO Joanna Angel"). More »

    2:15 PM on Mon Nov 3 2008
    By Lux Alptraum
    7,532 views, 25 comments

    Most discussed FalconryoftheEroticVariety: reason #189232436492347 to be happy this election is almost over: Celebrity "Endorsements" With all due respect to Ms. Angel of course. more »

  • decision 2008

    Nominate Your Next Supreme Commandress

    Two years ago, you, the people, selected Joanna Angel as your Supreme Commandress. In her tenure as our great leader, she has served us well, producing many hot movies (and getting naked and sexy on a very regular basis). But with another election quickly approaching, it's time to make a decision: should the incumbent Joanna Angel remain in her post, spreading porntastic good will on the behalf of the great nation-state of Fleshbot; or are you, the people, hungry for change, and eager to elect a new leader? We're soliciting nominations from now until Sunday; polls will open this Tuesday. So tell us: who would you like to see in charge?

    3:00 PM on Thu Oct 30 2008
    By Lux Alptraum
    14,100 views, 49 comments

    Most discussed dirtybacon: I'll get the obvious ones out of the way: Nominate: Sasha Stoya Lux *cough brownose cough* Eva Gianna Jenna Haze Keeley Lucy Pinder Gina Lynn more »

  • extreme pornstar showdown

    Meet Your First Round Champions

    After eight grueling weeks of extreme pornstar on pornstar action, we've come to the conclusion of the first round of Extreme Pornstar Showdown. Battles were fought, performers were knocked out of the ring—and sometimes, it got so intense, we couldn't bear to look. But you soldiered on, and you chose your champions. We'll be giving the ladies the week off to recuperate and get ready for round two. In the meantime, check out the updated bracket below, and get ready for some all new Extreme Pornstar Showdown action on November 6. More »

    1:00 PM on Thu Oct 30 2008
    By Lux Alptraum
    24,534 views, 19 comments

    Most discussed IrisZavala: It warms my heart that not a single blonde made it through this round. more »