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Week in Review

Flashbot Fleshback: The Good Hands People

So what did we learn this week ...

· Penny Flame takes a hands-on approach to her movies.
· This is shaping up to be the hottest presidential election ever.
· Yeah, we're not hungry anymore.
· Sometimes you just need to trade in your reliable standby for a newer model. Or two.

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Babes

Best Of Babelogs: National Angel Food Cake Day

Because heaven on earth is babes and cake...

· Alyssa Lovelace (pmates.com)
· Andie Valentino (dailyniner.com)
· Carmen (hq69.com)
· Clara, Zia and Lucia (sensualarousalblog.com)

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Flesh Flicks

Misty And Brianna's Hard Knock Life

Hell hath no fury like an angered MILF—especially when the MILF in question just found other people touching her vibrators without permission. Misty and Brianna (the porn world's little orphan Annies) have just messed with the wrong MILF, and, one way or another, they're going to have to pay. Turns out mopping floors is a far worse fate than getting naked and following the orders of an angry MILF (particularly when those orders involve things like learning the difference between kissing and sucking and how to get off). Who knew MILFs were such good teachers? (Well, we did. But now you do too!) More »

Fleshbot Babes

Jill Kelly (JillKelly.com)


WWFRD

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Who Gets To Be A Prostitute Edition

Having never met a hooker with a heart of gold (and this is a singular tragedy), I still think prostitutes are swell. Morning, evening, at the Presbyterian barbecue for my Congressman - or anytime! But what conditions have to be met for a porn movie to advertise a prostitute rather than its standby whore, slut, or goo-goblin? I think it's a class thing. Your job this week is to emulate Dirtybacon and come up with something thoughtful: please give us your favorite prostitute story.

· Devil's Film (devilsfilm.com)
· See the real title (gamelink.com)


Nina hartley forever

Nina Hartley Explains It All For You

I caught up with Fleshbot Crush ObjectTMNina Hartley (it wasn't too difficult; she was busy being serviced by a man 20 years her junior at the time) and asked her for her verdict on what is and isn't a MILF. See what she said after the gap.

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Hardcore

Addicted To Boobs? "Boobaholics Anonymous 4" Is Here For You

Medical statistics compiled by professionals show that 1 in every 8 Americans is dangerously addicted to drugs and/or alcohol. Porn statistics invented by porn professionals highlight an even more shocking epidemic: 1 out of every 1.5 Americans is strung out on cleavage. Every day, millions of hard working Americans, ones just like you, are quietly suffering from this debilitating addiction, ashamed of their inability to turn away from the sight of a set of jiggling jugs — and unaware that there are many others out there who share their guilty desires. From offices to parks to relatively empty parking structures and malls, these pour souls battle their hidden addiction every time a luscious set of sweater stretchers temptingly bounces past, scared of being exposed, with no idea where to turn for help. But it's okay: Fleshbot wants you to know that you are not alone. More »

Pinup zombies!

My Zombie Pinup Calendar Celebrates Beauty And Eating Brains

Halloween may be a few weeks away, but it's never too early to get into the spirit and celebrate zombies. Especially when the zombies in question are sexy pinups. And while you're getting into the spirit, why not get ready to celebrate sexy zombies year round, with the My Zombie Pinup 2009 Calendar? These girls are definitely keepers... even if they don't always keep.

· My Zombie Pinup 2009 Calendar (myzombiepinup.com, via Violet Blue)


Hardcore

Get It On (On The Bus): Top Ten Public Transportation Sex Videos

When you live in a city that's heavily dependent on public transportation (like, say, New York), the thrill of getting around town on the bus or subway wears off pretty quickly. In fact, after a few weeks of riding the bus to work, the whole thing just gets downright boring. So we sympathize with those who attempt to spice things up and make their ride more interesting, with a good book, an iPod, or, hey, even an impromptu fuck session in the back of the car. (Whatever passes the time, right?) Of course, we have to admit a slight bias towards those who fall into the last category, however. After all, when you're getting some on the bus, you're not just entertaining yourself — you're providing a lovely show for all your fellow passengers, too (and, if you happen to get videotaped, for us as well). Talk about courtesy! After the jump, meet some of our favorite subway (and bus) sex stars.

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Fleshbot Babes

Adrianna Kroplewska (Playboy's Sexy Wives)


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Brooke Marks May Be A Little Too Into Video Games

We work on the internet, so we know a lot of nerds and we have seen a lot of nerdy things, but we don't know if we've ever seen anything as nerdy as this. At least not from anyone as hot as Brooke Marks. Seriously, the inside World of Warcraft jokes in her latest goofy video went over even our geek-loving heads, but at least she looks cute in the elf ears. The bikini jumping jacks don't hurt either, but never let it be said that smoking hot chicks don't know how to spend all day on their computers and not party. More »

Honestly, we had never heard of French "supermodel" Morgane Dubled, but we're happy to make her acquaintance. It's always been our philosophy that you can never know too many sexy French babes in see-through lingerie. (cameltap.com)

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Lucy Fur Makes Us All Warm And Fuzzy

What is there to like about Lucy Fur? What isn't there to like? For starters, she's one of the queens of Portland burlesque, which looks impressive enough on a resume, but that's not all. She's modeled for photographer Steve Diet Goode (among others), she takes photos, she's in photos—she's even published a picture book of her self-shot adventures in various seedy motel rooms around the country. Plus, there's the name, which is just makes us smile for so many reasons. See, it's possible to go naked and have your Fur too.

· Lucy Fur Presents + Studio Lucio (lucyfurpresents.com + studiolucio.com, via Otomano)


sarah palin

Script For "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" Surfaces

If you're like us, you've spent the past few weeks wondering who, exactly, gets to nail "Serra Paylin" in Hustler's "Who's Nailin' Paylin? Adventures of a Hockey MILF." Thankfully, Hustler just released the script for this epic achievement, and it turns out the answer is "Everyone." Somehow, we're not that surprised (though given that Lisa Ann, Nina Hartley, Jada Fire, and Sindee Jennings are all signed on as stars, we're more than a little excited.).

·The Script of Who's Nailin' Paylin?(hustlerworld.com)


Flesh Flicks

In The Army Girl Now

It's a jungle out there—and by "there" we mean "the living room." Yes, camouflage has its benefits even in suburban environments, but the trick is that you have to keep the fatigues on your body. Once you start hiking up your skirt, it makes it much easier for predators to see you and then, well ... you know the rest. More »

A friendly reminder to all the wouldbe exhibitionists out there: if you're going to be getting it on in public, choose your location carefully. Somewhat secluded woods make for a great location, in a parked car outside a police station does not. The more you know, right? (mcall.com, thumbnail star via Ask Jolene)

Fleshbot Babes

Veronika Festerova (SuperGlam)


Nipplewatch

"Fashionably Natural" Model Displays Natural Assets

It seems PETA models aren't the only treehuggers who can't keep their clothes on: a model lost her top last night at the Gen Art/SoyJoy "Fashionably Natural" Fashion Show. We hear it was an accident, but we have our doubts: haven't we all learned by now that boobs are the best way to win people over to a good cause? (Photo credit: Splash News)