For all you size queens who argue over which is best—a man who's huge versus one who's enormous—may we present Mukhtar Safarov? The handsome hunk of Brazilian-Russian beefcake wears many hats (and matching thongs): model, go-go god, porn star, highly-sought after escort, and one of the stars of Hustaball 2006. He's also established a huge name as a fetish performer, thanks in part to his nickname "Monstercock." By some accounts it measures 9 x 9 inches (which practically makes it a cube), while others have it slightly longer but less thick. Mukhtar has flashed his trophy for European boutique studios such as Eurocreme, Bulldog and Liquid London and in such soon-to-be cult favorites as "Uniforms' and "Meat!" See what the big fuss is about after the jump.-RM