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We’re sure there’s a few curmudgeonly types out there who will question the authenticity of these alleged Andy Roddick dick slip photos sent to us by a reader today, pointing perhaps to the odd pixelation or the more conceptual issue of why the ball-banging tennis dreamboat would be fondling himself on the bench of a tournament with all those cameras around. Surely you won’t mind allowing us to suspend our disbelief and dream just this once, though? We deserve it.*

We usually dip into the musty pit of BigMuscle to find a hot amateur stud to feature here, but when a reader tipped us off to this profile on Gay.com we just couldn’t resist falling in lust with all 369 pounds of HugeFreak’s bulging, ripped muscles. (Not that he’s totally perfect, of course—are we the only ones who think he could maybe work on his ass a little more?)

HugeFreak (profile @ gay.com - thanks Chris)

Previously: BigMuscle(Bears): A Consumer Guide, GB Muscle Morphs, Jardonn’s Erotic Tales, Metabods, Muscle Morphs

When we posted a remark about our bionic man fetish yesterday, we had no idea there were so many other folks out there who shared our interest in the whole diodes-and-delts thing: MaleBots is an online community “developed from the desire to explore homo-erotic scenes involving cyborgs, robots, electromechanical manipulation, and virtual reality”—i.e., the kind of thing we live for here at Fleshbot. (Unfortunately, you may need some additional artificial intelligence of your own to help guide you through the confusing navigation, various guest and paid membership levels, and draconion free preview limitations. But it’s still nice to know we’re not alone.)

MaleBots: “Cybernetic fantasy site for guys interested in robots, androids, cyborgs, and transformation scenes” (malebots.com)

Previously: Studs In Stone

There are at least two types of viewers who will be particularly interested in the agalmatophiliac fantasies in the galleries at Studs in Stone: those who see these digitally manipulated images of hot naked men transformed into statues, mannequins, and robots as a searing indictment of the unrealistically hyperidealized male body in contemporary gay culture; and those of us who never quite got over our crush on the Six Million Dollar Man when we were growing up. As for the rest of you …

Studs in Stone Galleries (studsinstone.com; see also background info here)

See also: “Even Stormtroopers must pee” (Boing Boing)

Previously: Metabods, Boytaur

Warning to anyone reading this who suffers from body dysmorphic disorder: looking at GB’s subtly (and not-so-subtly) digitally enhanced photos of pro wrestlers, bear daddies, and random amateur and gay porn behemoths isn’t going to make you feel better about your supposedly narrow chest or spindly legs. For anyone else who gets off on “the idea of changing mere mortals into visually superhuman monsters”, however, you’ll find plenty to crawl all over here. And we do mean plenty.

GB Muscle Morphs (gbmorphs.com)

Previously: Jardonn’s Erotic Tales, Metabods, Fat Boy Morphs, Muscle Morphs

Considering how The Netherlands has always been near the top of any horny traveler’s destination list, it’s only appropriate that Guys.nl should serve up such a sexy smorgasbord of porny delights (and yes, we know smorgasbords are Scandinavian, not Dutch, but somehow “randy rijstafel” just didn’t sound right to us.) If you can’t hop a plane to a darkroom in Amsterdam, this may be your next best bet.

Guys.nl (free galleries @ guys.nl)

We’ve never seen anything quite like the intensely erotic digital tableaus of Borg and Baron at Jadronn’s Erotic Tales: an explanatory note on the site says that they’re collages of photos and images “obtained from freely-downloadable or privately owned sources”, but the hyperrealistically violent and sexy montages depicting military fantasies and extreme BDSM action that result look like something out of some beautifully perverse dream—or nightmare, depending how you look at it.

Jardonn’s Erotic Tales (jardonnserotictales.com - thanks Nick)
Thumbnail: “Hot and Cold” from Baron’s “Military Series”

We always thought there was something vaguely fascist about Abercrombie & Fitch ads (all those glabrous blondes tend to make swarthy Mediterranean types like us a little nervous, you know)—but we didn’t know how far the company was going in its quest for Total World Domination until we saw these posters which were spotted in San Francisco by the boys at Phototopia this weekend and which some folks are apparently mistaking for an actual campaign, despite a somewhat heavy handed appropriation of Nazi imagery on the part of the anonymous culture jammer(s) who produced them. After all, we don’t really think A&F is evil, exactly—just sort of boring.

“Boys of Nuremberg” (phototopia.typepad.com)

Update: “Abercrombie & Fitch Deny Involvement With Nazi-esque Outdoor Posters” (Ed. note: As if there was ever really a question?) (Adrants)

Update SFist interviews Chris, the creator of the posters, who expounds on the philosophy behind the images: “The mechanics of wearing an Abercrombie and Fitch shirt … are identical to wearing a Nazi armband.”

Previously: Abercrombie Video, A&F “Porn” Pulled, The Karshner Triplets

Lavender Lounge Blog offers a hypothesis on why the otherwise tedious Scott Peterson murder trial has captivated the soccer mom demographic (not to mention the media in general) for as long as it has: “He’s got the kind of look that makes suburban housewives swoon … Scott Peterson has the look of a soap opera star, and it doesn’t matter if he’s evil.” To which we add John Waters’ classic dictum: “Everyone looks good when they’re under arrest.”

“Scott Peterson - Gay Porn Star?” (Lavender Lounge Blog)

Free sites featuring fake male celebrity nudes are few and far between (especially compared to their female celebrity counterparts), so we’re grateful that the new FakeMales.com has started to collect them all in one place. True, it’s not a particularly wide assortment, and most of the fakes won’t win any contests for their technical expertise—but where else are you going to find simulated shots of Marlon Brando enjoying a gloryhole moment or Frank Gifford caught in the act of expressing his secret love for Regis Philbin?

Male Celebrity Fake Nudes (listing @ fakemales.com)

With all the hullabaloo today concerning Matt LeBlanc’s sexual orientation and former gig as a gay travel guide covermodel, we figured we’d jump on the bandwagon as well in the best way we know how: behold the career path he might’ve chosen if “Friends” hadn’t come along! (Then again, if that “Joey” thing doesn’t work out … )

Matt LeBlanc Fakes (stars-masculines-nues.com)

Previously: Fake “Friends” Porn

Proof positive once again that nothing succeeds like excess: “Metabods caters to an specific segment of the erotic spectrum: erotic fantasies about and among men with enhanced and augmented bodies. The fantastically endowed, the transformed, the multilimbed … the denizens of Metabods are men born of a special kind of fantasy.”

Metabods (metabods.com)

Previously: Big Dick Morphs, Fat Boy Morphs, Muscle Morphs, Boytaur

We’ve covered several straight food fetish sites on Fleshbot over the last year, but this is the first time we’ve had occasion to feature a gay one - probably because until we came across these recently posted galleries at 0 Hold Barred, we didn’t know where to find so many tasty pics in one place. Whether you’re on an all-meat diet or simply feel like chicken tonight, you’ll find plenty to make your mouth water. (Or turn your stomach, depending.)

0 Holds Barred: Cum For Dinner, Eat Dick, Food Fucking, Fucked by Food, Taste in Men (galleries @ keepstill.com)