As far as we're concerned, the scariest thing about Bel Ami twinklet Matt Phillipe is the hot pink plastic cowboy hat and matching pants some well-intentioned but clueless stylist thought we be a sexy thing to dress him up in for a photoshoot. But according to the boys at QueerClick, the real scariness starts once Matt drops those fuschia trousers (unfortunately, keeping the hat on): a fat and extremely veiny—like, bodybuilder's thighs or Frankenstein's forehead veiny—piece of equipment. Frankly, we don't see what the big hoo-ha is (ok, we'll admit it's sort of big), but we'll give the QC kids the benefit of the doubt and assume their professed horror is all tongue-in-cheek. Try telling that to everyone who's weighed in on the topic so far in the comments, though. Guess one man's meat is really another man's poison after all.-RM/JD

· Matt Philippe's Scary Cock, (More) Matt Philippe at BelAmiOnline and Matt Philippe at BelAmiOnline (galleries @ queerclick.com)

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