We're concerned as the rest of you about the sudden surge in crotch-grabbing amongst white male celebrities, including Justin Timberlake, David Beckham, and Robbie Williams. Won't somebody please think of the children and stop this before it gets out of, um, hand? (We're blaming Madonna.)

Justin Timberlake Cock Grab, David Beckham Cock Grab, Robbie Williams Cock Grab (fmforums.co.uk)

Update Famous Males removed the photos (boo!), but our pals at Banana Guide managed to save a few before they disappeared (yay!).