Spooge, jizz, load; it's not just for breakfast anymore. Yet still, we often find ourselves searching in vain for the perfect word; imagine our, heh, relief when we found the Dictionary of Semenyms, an exhaustive directory of everything we could imagine about the wide wide world of spunk. Terms, quantities, delivery, temperature, consistency ... it's enough to make us gush with excitement! V.B.

Dictionary of Semenyms (@ KeepStill.com)

See also: “Is Drinking Cum Good For You?” (semen nutritional facts @ dontspitswallow.com)

Previously: DVD: "A Good Source of Iron", The Great Sperm Race