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Mini-Me Sex Tape Hits The Interweb (You've Been Warned)
After news of its existence was leaked ("leaked") a few months ago—and after one of its costars successfully sued to block its distribution—AVN is now reporting that the Verne "Mini-Me" Troyer sex video was posted to an "overseas website" earlier today. We have no particular desire to see it ourselves—frankly, we're still trying to purge our minds of the fact that it actually exists in the first place—but apparently we seem to be alone in our lack of interest: the site (which AVN says contains stills and a download of the entire video for $9.95) has been mostly unreachable all day. But if and when we're eventually able to get in, know that we'll be posting more about it here. Hey, we might not want to see Verne getting busy with his lady friend, but far be it for us to keep it from you if it happens to be your thing. We're all about no judgements around here, remember?
• "Mini-Me Sex Tape Released On Overseas Website" (avn.com)
• Sex WIth Mini Me (SexWithMiniMe.com)
Previously: Verne Troyer Sex Tape Costar Tells All!, Not The Verne Troyer Sex Tape
Top 100 Sex Bloggers Are Worth (At Least) A Thousand Words
If you're looking for something new to add to your reading list, you might want to dip into this list of the Top 100 Sex Bloggers of 2008. There's bound to be someone on there you haven't met yet, since we can't possibly keep track of all of them for you. Plus everything is more fun in groups, isn't it? (betweenmysheets.com)
Tania Derveaux
Fans of Belgian politics will probably be excited to know that everyone's favorite fellatio-happy senate candidate is not giving up on her dream to make the world a sexually liberated, waffle-filled paradise. We're not sure if anyone ever got to cash in on Tania Derveaux's virgin smashing pledge in defense of net neutrality—but if you need proof that her nerd love was not just a gimmick, Tania has built her own YouTube channel! It's filled with brief interludes about how to seduce chicks, play video games, and other geeky internet topics. But mostly it's just her rolling around on a bed in low-cut tops. Like we said, it's the perfect thing for nerds in love. There's still hope for her VP campaign yet!
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Tania Derveaux Lives!
Fans of Belgian politics will probably be excited to know that everyone's favorite fellatio-happy senate candidate is not giving up on her dream to make the world a sexually liberated, waffle-filled paradise. We're not sure if anyone ever got to cash in on Tania Derveaux's virgin smashing pledge in defense of net neutrality—but if you need proof that her nerd love was not just a gimmick, Tania has built her own YouTube channel! It's filled with brief interludes about how to seduce chicks, play video games, and other geeky internet topics. But mostly it's just her rolling around on a bed in low-cut tops. Like we said, it's the perfect thing for nerds in love. There's still hope for her VP campaign yet!
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Foxy Jacky (And Friends) Forever: Girls Getting Naked In Public
There's nothing like a good old fashioned small town public nudity scandal to remind us of the things that are truly important in life—like gals taking their clothes off where anyone can see them. While our thoughts are with Foxy Jacky during this trying time, we've rounded up a fine selection of hotties who are willing to fight the good fight the only way they know how: with more public nudity, naturally. Check out their valiant efforts to make the world a better place after the jump.
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Joe Francis: Schadenfreude Gone Wild!
Barely legal smut master Joe Francis has been ixnayed from the next version of Celebrity Apprentice because the sponsors don't want him associating with classy and respectable citizens like Donald Trump. Because reality television is nothing if not classy, you know. (nypost.com)
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Congratulations, Jenna Dewan... And Thanks For The Pix!
Actress Jenna Dewan just got engaged — and to celebrate, she's prancing around in a bikini in front of some cameras. We gotta say, that girl is so thoughtful. How do you think she'll celebrate her wedding? Could there possibly be a Jenna Dewan sex tape in the works? Here's wishing her (and us) all the best!
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Sex Toys
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Sensual Massage Kit (Happy Ending Not Included)
In sex toy parlance, a "massager" is usually just a polite term for a vibrator — the label that stores like The Sharper Image apply to toys like the Hitachi Magic Wand, Form 6, and other girly pleasure devices in order to keep them family-friendly. So when I heard that JimmyJane had come out with a new line of "massage stones," I assumed that they'd graced the world with yet another luxury vibe.
But no! These massage stones are actually intended for good old fashioned massage — you know, something to help you relax and work out the knots in your muscles. With my extensive knowledge of happy endings, I was already well aware of why some fancy massage stones might be considered a sex toy. But how did they perform? Was JimmyJane able to light the fires and give me a happy ending? Or did the stones just leave me cold?
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Scores is a landmark institution in the New York strip club universe, but both locations are in danger of being shut down permanently because of all the, you know ... crime and stuff. How will our city's hedge fund managers blow their expense accounts on overpriced champagne now? (ap.google.com)
It's no longer P.C. to make fun of drunks or fat people—but as far as Hollywood and much of the media is concerned, it's still totally OK to make fun of sex addicts. In fact, even we here at Fleshbot may have been guilty of doing so on occassion. But only because they're having more sex than we are and we're jealous. (nytimes.com)
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Jesse Jane Is The Winner ... For Now
It seems that Jesse Jane has been training long and hard for our Extreme Pornstar Showdown competition — in fact, she recently placed first in a local tournament, and happily enjoyed the grand prize of a nice hard cock and some splooge on her tits. Given all the training she's done, there's a good chance she'll be similarly victorious against Jenna Haze in a few weeks... but of course, ultimately that's up to you, dear readers. Take a peek at Jesse's victory celebration and let us know how you think she'll fare in her upcoming battle.
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According to this press release masquerading as a "news" report, employers are reportedly worried about the so-called "porn modes" in the latest version of Internet Explorer and Google's Chrome browser. We're not sure what all the fuss is about, though — after all, we spend our whole work day looking at porn, and it just makes us more productive! (marketwatch.com)
The election's just around the corner—have you picked your candidate yet? Wait, Obama who? No, we're talking about the Sun's Bikini Babes 2008 competition. It's already down to a mere 30 finalists! You'd better make your decision wisely... we're pretty sure the fate of the free world depends on this one. (page3.com)
Breaking
Pornstars, porn companies and porn fans are gearing up for the Exxxotica New York convention/adult expo, which is, of course, taking place in New Jersey. Like the rest of the world, we first heard about it months ago and then promptly forgot, but it seems that the mayor of Secaucus just got the memo and has naturally decided that he wants to put a stop to the whole thing—four days before it opens.
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Exxxotica NY: Community Organizing Threatened By Small Town Mayor
Pornstars, porn companies and porn fans are gearing up for the Exxxotica New York convention/adult expo, which is, of course, taking place in New Jersey. Like the rest of the world, we first heard about it months ago and then promptly forgot, but it seems that the mayor of Secaucus just got the memo and has naturally decided that he wants to put a stop to the whole thing—four days before it opens.
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1st And Ten, Do It Again
Taking your girlfriend up to the rocks overlooking the football stadium is an excellent 
Former Miss Great Britain turned lad mag star Danielle Lloyd is the latest celebrity to maybe possibly be caught in a sex tape kerfuffle. Because you haven't really seen someone naked until you've seen them naked in grainy cellphone camera footage. (dailystar.co.uk)
In Brief
