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Meet Miss Kitty, Our Favorite Bilingual Amateur Exhibitionist

When you're just one amateur exhibitionist among a sea of millions vying for the attention of the internet, it can be difficult to stand out and stake your claim. Luckily, Miss Kitty has a few things going for her. For one thing, the Argentinian bombshell happens to be bilingual (which automatically enables her to double her audience!). For another? Well, she's got a pretty fantastic ass. One which she's quite happy to show off, in various positions and states of undress (and, if she's feeling up to it, nicely oiled up.). Really, it's the little things that help you get ahead.

· Miss Kitty, la gatita amateur (misskitty.blogspot.com, via afuckaday.blogspot.com)

To be clear, I'm not saying "Little Asian Cocksucker" the way Moe Howard might ("Why you little Asian cocksucker!") or, just in case you notice a size deficiency in the more explicit pictures after the gap, as a comment on the cocks these Asians are sucking ("She is a sucker of Asian cocks that happen to be small"), but instead to let you know that the Asians doing the sucking are petite. So now you understand why I'm too exhausted to talk about the wigs.

Mother Daughter Exchange Club: A New Kind Of Mother Daughter Bonding

We were pretty sure we'd seen everything there was to see in the crazy world of online personals, but then we happened upon Mother Daughter Exchange Club, a personals site for mother-daughter pairs and the corresponding mother-daughter pairs that love them. Mothers dating mothers! Daughters dating daughters! Mothers dating daughters! The possibilities are endless — provided you're a lesbian mother with a lesbian daughter and the two of you are willing to go on a date together (isn't that everyone?).

"Jana Cova Lust" Reminds Us Of The Way We Were

Way back in the day, Joe Sixpackers and Hockey Moms could still enjoy their pornography without worrying about the latte sipping Wall Street socialists were wrecking the God Blessed United States of America (historians will one day refer to this period as "2007"). In that year, Czech beauty and internationally recognized nude model Jana Cova amicably parted ways with Digital Playground to pursue other interests, seemingly disappearing from the porniverse. She (and her delicious ass) have not been seen since… until today, that is, with the release of Celeste’s "Jana Cova Lust."

If there's one thing we like better than photos of messy girls, it'd have to be videos of messy girls — not the least because videos allow you see the mess in action. Whether it's cake frosting being smeared all over a hot nubile body, a sexy roll in the paint, or just some good old fashioned lesbian mud wrestling, well, there are just some things that make us grateful for the invention of video. After the jump, dive into the mess (and don't worry about getting your clothes dirty. That's part of the fun!).

We're fairly certain that the bulk of our female readership is familiar with the ins and outs of female masturbation (this is a website about porn, after all), but on the chance that you're still a newbie — or complete newcomer — to the wonders of jilling off, you'll be happy to know that there's a Turkish newspaper that wants to help you out. Yes, ladies, it's true: in just ten simple steps (and with thirty minutes to several hours of free time), you, too, can learn to masturbate — maybe even to orgasm! On the chance that this thorough guide leaves you wanting, we've included some helpful resources (and video instruction) after the jump.

This Week In Japanese Nunsploitation

It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's Super Twink!

Conventional wisdom touts the importance of having goals. As much as we here at Fleshbot usually scorn conventional wisdom, in this one isolated case we'd have to agree that goals are very good. We especially approve of the goals set forth by the writers in this week's round-up of some of the steamiest moments in the sex-blog scene. They lay out a plan and then carry through, whether it's for an immediately-desired fuck or for a certain number of encounters in the course of a fortnight. And for the ultimate in productive goal-setting, some even get to cross items off a long-standing bucket list. Who can argue with that kind of ambition?

Set your sights high with AlwaysArousedGirl, right after the cut.

Ode To Ink: A Roundup Of Hot Tattooed Men

A Rousing Start