What could be sexier packaging for condoms than smiling koala bears hiking up a leafy tree wearing little reservoir tip hats, a jovial turtle with a condom on its head flashing a peace sign, or knockoff candy wrappers proclaiming "Kit Sack: 2 Pieces"? Actually, we can think of lots of things—but that's the least of our worries, since this cache of Japanese offerings will most certainly have us falling into post-coital slumber with visions of little googly-eyed dancing gnomes in our heads. The horror, the horror. -V. Blue

Japanese Condom Packaging (www.rakuten.co.jp, via 3SAI WARS)

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