Despite that borderline genius modified stock photo on its splash page, we're fairly certain this new mail order concern isn't a joke—but is the world really ready for a service which allows customers to choose from an inventory of used sex toys ("from anal beads to rabbit vibrators to nipple clamps and cock rings") before deciding on which ones to purchase? According to its operators, "We've developed a patent-pending process for thoroughly cleaning each toy before it is sent out to a customer. Our extensive research and testing indicate that this will allow us to provide safe, hygienic sex toys without the fear of transmission of disease." Reassuring as that may sound, we still think we're going to sit out of the beta testing round on this one.

Rent-A-Dildo (rent-a-dildo.com)

Previously: Sex Dolls for Hire