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<title>Flesh Flicks: Raven Riley&apos;s Pop Rocks Blowjob</title>
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<description><![CDATA[It looks like we may have finally found the true cause of little Mikey's demise! We've all heard about using things like ice cubes and Altoids to enhance the fellatio experience, but we think that Raven Riley is taking things to a whole new level with her egregious use of the most volatile of all candies; perhaps the only thing more hazardous would be to gargle some Diet Coke and Mentos before exploding in an eruption of effervescent fizzitude. (Note the hapless victim's non-committal response to the obligatory &quot;How does that feel?&quot; question.) Still, the brave man soldiers on until suffering his own untimely explosion, though we probably would've put up with any sort of confectionary gimmick if we were getting a blowjob from Raven too. 
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&middot; Pop rock blowjob (PornoTube)
&middot; See also: Urban Legends Reference Pages: Death of Little Mikey (snopes.com)

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<description><![CDATA[Food and sex go together like ... well, they just go together. That's why even though this set of Flickr photos isn't about porn per se,  it's hard not to get turned on by three girls making mouth love to a watermelon or another rubbing her pregnant belly with the innards from a cherry pie. (Although we're not sure how those baby pics and grandma's birthday cake got mixed in with the chick slathering herself in Fruity Pebbles; maybe some more judicious tagging is in order?) The bottom line is that these models love their food ... and we love Kristen Gerbert of KG Photography for sharing them with us. (In fact, you may remember her nude photos of &quot;Rock Star's&quot; Storm Large a couple months back.) Either these photos are incredibly sexy or we're just very hungry.  Or maybe both? We're going to go make sandwich now just to be safe.

&middot; KG Photography: Food (Flickr; see more from KG Photography @ kg-photography.com and MySpace)

Previously: Vagetarian Porn, Miss Magnum: Lick It Up!, Sexpots (?) In The Kitchen, BK's Hometown Hotties, Mmmmm or Ooooooh?, CBS's Nude &quot;Rock Star&quot;
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<title>Vagetarian Porn</title>
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<description><![CDATA[In their continuing and noble effort to breathe new life and relevance into the same old tired TGP galleries that clutter the interweb, our esteem'd colleagues at Pornzio have decided that 2006 will heretofore be known as "The Year of the Vag-etarian".  (And here we were all set to call it "The Year of Keeley Hazell"&mdash;but maybe Keeley deserves some rest for a while.)  By way of marking the occasion, they present a handful of galleries of gals getting their recommended daily allowance of fresh produce in ways most nutritionists tend to overlook: "These women want only vegetables in their body. And we're talking about in every orifice. Cucumber in the pussy, carrot in the asshole, and a banana in their mouth is a good day in Vag-etarian world. What's next?"  With the whole Atkins porn craze come and gone, we can only wonder ourselves.

&middot; "The Year of the Vag-etarian" (pornzio.com)
&middot; See also: Veggie Bang (paysite preview @ veggiebang.com)

More tasty treats from the garden after the jump.

&middot; Olivia's veggie love
&middot; Hentai vegetable videos
&middot; Lesbian vegetable picnic
&middot; In the kitchen with Angel
&middot; Paulette's "large yellow vegetable thing"
&middot; Vegetable object love
&middot; Sabrina deep loves fresh veggies
&middot; Hot pregnant Carla playing with vegetable

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<title>Sexy Restaurant &quot;Nurses&quot;</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Nurses may be the number one profession in male sexual fantasies, but does that mean a restaurant can use them to sell hamburgers? The Heart Attack Grill in Tempe, Arizona, is certainly trying. This &quot;medically-themed&quot; restaurant features menu items like the &quot;Double Bypass Burger&quot; and &quot;Flatline Fries,&quot; served by a bevy of hot waitress in nurse uniforms. Naturally, some people are upset about this&mdash;namely real nurses who are tired of patients thinking that every blood pressure check should come with a full rubdown. This hasn't stopped the owners of the grill from having a little fun with them, however, or from continuing to employ their scantily-clad helpers. Just remember, when you're pretending to choke on that all-beef patty, mouth-to-mouth resuscitation is out of the question.

&middot; Heart Attack Grill (heartattackgrill.com)
&middot; &quot;Worth Dying For&quot; +  &quot;Nurses are No. 1...in male sexual fantasies&quot; (nursingadvocacy.org)
&middot; Suction101: Lunch at the Heart Attack Grill (suction101.blogspot.com)

Previously: Sexpots (?) In The Kitchen, O.R.R. Belgium: Medical Fetish Video, BK's Hometown Hotties, Video Playpen: Rubber Fetish Fun, Hello, Nurse!, Paris Loves Meat, Carl's Jr.: "Size Matters", Hardee's Girl, Slate on Atkins Porn, More Fast Food Porn, Neo-Ronalds, Sabrina Paola, Hardee's Girl Commercial, Carl's Jr. "Size Matters", Super Model Meat Sports
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<title>Morning Wood: Padma Lakshmi Serves It Up</title>
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<description><![CDATA[&middot; We'd never heard of Sarah Shahi, but Manny's Babes briefly explains why you should care about her. You know, besides the fact that she's ridiculously hot. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

&middot; Meanwhile, if Padma Lakshmi and her sensitive palate looked a little familiar on the premiere of Bravo's "Top Chef" last night, it may be because you've seen her naked on Fleshbot a few years ago.  (She's also still married to perennially beleagured author Salman Rushdie, who presumably gets to see her naked all the time.) (bravotv.com + wikipedia.org)

&middot; Even the New York Times has figured out the slutty Halloween costume trend. Doesn't that mean it's officially over? (Gawker)

&middot; If your &quot;wedding tackle&quot; is in need of a little extra protection, you should try the Nutty Buddy. OK, so it doesn't have a lot to do with porn or sex ... but who doesn't love watching some dude take a fastball to the sack? (video @ thenuttybuddy.com)
&middot; All your ISP data are belong to the FBI. Well, not yet, but when has the government ever let those pesky laws get in the way of a little snooping. (www.xbiz.com + techweb.com)

&middot; A Scottish woman discovers a magic youth potion&mdash;that naturally improves sexual performance&mdash;while on a trip to Malaysia and decides to sell it to her countrymen. In other news, Malaysia has declared war on Scotland for stealing state secrets. (highland-news.co.uk)

&middot; Nudist resorts come out of their empty closets and expose themselves to curious onlookers. Sorry, we're out of bad metaphors. (abcnews.go.com)

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<dc:date>2006-10-19T09:07:48-06:00</dc:date>
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<description><![CDATA[There's something about certain otherwise innocent activities&mdash;like, say, licking a lollipop or eating a chocolate-covered ice cream bar on a stick&mdash;that can seem ever so dirty in the right context. Case in point: this Dutch promotional site for an ice cream confection called the Magnum (not to be confused with the condoms) where you can watch videos of girls, solo or in pairs, eat ice cream all sexy-like while looking right into the camera. Just watch those teeth, ladies.  We wouldn't want any of you to be kicked from the campaign for cruel and unusual punishment.
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&middot; Miss Magnum (fullscreen Flash popup w/sound @ missmagnum.nl)

Previously: Lee Goes "Lolita", Lollipop Blowjobs, Licka: The World of Tongues, Tongue Girls, TongueJoy

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<title>Flesh Flicks: The &quot;Art&quot; of the Trailer</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Does this trailer for Spice Studios' "Ashes to Ashes" make any sense to anyone? At first it wants you to think it's a sendup of a classic film noir detective story, then suddenly it's about some Tolkeinesque magic book from the past, ... then before you know it, there's all these naked bodies and someone is mashing a cake into a woman's chest. Is this "The Maltese Falcon" or the Food Network? Maybe sometimes porn tries to get a little too clever for its own good. Or maybe we just don't have the attention span to follow complicated potboiler thrillers. Honestly, anything that lasts much longer than a blog post is probably too much for us. Now what were we talking about again? Oh, yeah ... cake!
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&middot; Ashes To Ashes (trailer @ PornoTube)

See also: Spice Studios (DVD info @ cinemaplay.com)

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<description><![CDATA[&middot; Tommy Lee is such a sleazy rock star clich&eacute; that even his birthday cakes make us feel uneasy. "Eating pussy" isn't supposed be taken literally, dude. (Idolator)

&middot; In what can only be described as further evidence that the celebrity space-time continuum operates on a plane different from that of ordinary folks, former Backstreet Boy Nick Carter told Howard Stern that he lost his virginity to minor-seducing hottie Debra Lafave&mdash;albeit while the two of them were both students, which somehow makes it less interesting.  (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

&middot; &quot;Deep Throat&quot; has been named with &quot;Citizen Kane&quot; and &quot;Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs&quot; as one of the &quot;top 100 landmark films&quot; of all-time. It's definitely the most important movie ever made about face fucking. (reuters.com)

&middot; A corrupt politician using sexual favors  to secure shady business deals? In a town like L.A., we didn't realize that was news. (latimes.com)
&middot; We're sure Mariah Carey sounded really good during this concert, but really&mdash;was anyone paying attention to her voice?  (egotastic.com)

&middot; Read all about the history of porn made just for women. Don't worry&mdash;it's not that long. (msnaughty.com)

&middot; The authors of an anti-strip club pamphlet in Seattle won't reveal their names because they fear &quot;retribution&quot; from strip club owners. There's nothing worse than a payback lapdance. (seattlepi.nwsource.com, via avn.com)

&middot; A plastic surgeon who was cheated by his customers gives the police the only evidence he has: mug shots of their new fake boobs. The police assure him they won't rest until they've explored every lead. (yahoo.com)

&middot; All we can say about this on-field mooning incident is ... we will never understand soccer. (YouTube, via Deadspin)

    

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