Of course you didn't think we'd let the weekend arrive without a nod to what's turning out to be the most overhyped pop cultural moment of the summer? Fortunately, the folks at Playboy were one slither ahead of us with today's "Snakes On A Playmate" feature at Playboy Plus; not since Nastassia Kinski got busy with that boa all those years ago have we seen such a delicious confluence of scaly skin and smooth curves in one place. For a special bonus, don't miss our own herpetological hottie Violet Blue as she rounds up some of the most salacious snake-related video moments on YouTube and elsewhere. Even if the movie doesn't live up to the buzz (er, rattle?), at least you'll still have some slimy sexiness to get you all squirmy anyway.

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See more:
· "Snakes On A Plane" Review and Snakes On A Playmate (playboy.com)
· Playboy Plus (pbplustour.com)

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Elsa Pataky's Maxim Photo Shoot:

See more:
· "someone get these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking sex blog" (tinynibbles.com)
· Elsa Pataky in Maxim (gorillamask.net)

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Ssssstill More:
· Snakes On A Babe (snakesonababe.com)
· "Nastassja Kinski and the Serpent" (geocities.com/uncrusty2000)
· Model Vs. Snake (collegeslackers.com)
· "Slithering secrets of snake sex" (exn.ca)
· Snake Play (Wikipedia)