While we all know that Dalí was certainly a horny perv, most of his popular works weren't transparently erotic. Enter Colette Calascione: she's got the surrealist style down, she's got the playful sensibility of Magritte, with a little of Gorey's morbid humor thrown in ... but mostly she's got sexy nudes, often paired with animal imagery (or, ahem, just pairing with animals). Look for her work in gallery near you, assuming you live in either New York or San Francisco; otherwise, you'll probably have to settle for looking through her online portfolio.- J. West

Colette Calascione (crossbreeddesign.com, via sexblo.gs)

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