Surely there must be some sex-loving tech geek reading this who can help Spinneyhead come up with the perfect sex toy: it should be silent, rechargeable, multisleeved, easy to clean, USB- and Bluetooth-compatible, and bear a strong resemblance to Dirk Benedict. Come on, people - let's get to work! (In the meantime, check out some our favorites from the Fleshbot archives - they may not be perfect, but they should do the trick for now.)

"Notes toward the design of the perfect sex toy" (spinneyhead.co.uk - thanks Xeni)
Previously: "The Heartbreaker", The Spine, Hello Kitty Vibrators, Divine Interventions, The iRabbit + Crystal Rabbit, Dildo Bicycle, Hardcore Magic Wand, The Sybian