Yes, our sibling sites Gawker and Defamer were already all over this today, but we'd be remiss in our self-appointed obligation to be the website of record regarding every instance of Paris Hilton interacting with the DVD in which she stars if we didn't mention it here. So you can stop sending us all those tips about it. But thanks anyway! (PS - The surveillance videotape footage is a hoot.)

"Paris Hilton to Face Charges of Theft and Vandalism?" (Celebrity Justice, via Defamer, Gawker, and a cast of thousands)

Previously: Paris Buys "Paris", "1 Night In Paris" Review