By now you've probably heard all about the rumored torrid affair between David Beckham and "personal assistant" Rebecca Loos; you've read their steamy text messages (or approximations thereof), and you've seen Loos' nip slip photo - but have you seen what Becks himself might possibly look like naked? (Never let it be said we don't milk breaking celebrity sex scandals for as many hits as we can.)

Fakes: David Beckham and Michael Owen (stars-masculines-nues.com)
See also: Victoria (Adams) Beckham (various topless and nippletastic pics @ drago99.com)
"Becks, texts and a message for us all" (The Independent)
Previously: Posh and Becks Get Busy