We should've known our crotch-obsessed sister site Wonkette would dig up the photo of Dick Cheney that has been setting conservative hearts a-flutter on message boards since last week. We think the bulge in question looks more like a colostomy bag that need emptying than anything else, but what can we say; we have as hard a time viewing our Vice President as a sex object as much as many of you do.

"Big Dick Cheney, Oh, Yes, Very Big" (Wonkette; also spotted at Towleroad)
See also: "Big Dick Cheney" (Wonkette)

Previously: Nerve Sex Polls, Kerry's Schlong

Update "Big Dick Cheney's Mystery Bulge" (Yes, we do like to think we were the ones who came up with the colostomy bag concept.) Let the conspiracy theories begin! (Wonkette)