We just get so cranky when someone holds a porn party and doesn't invite us; though we're sure the upcoming Chicago conference "Pornography: Driving the Demand for International Sex Trafficking" won't exactly be the place to snarf hot screener copies of "Big Wet Asses #6." But if you go, be sure to tell them we totally loved Nina Hartley's rebuttal to featured speaker Dr. Chyng F. Sun's dodgy essay; and if you do go, we've discovered at Fleshbot Labs that the old punk-rock fake hand stamp trick still works, so you can save your $150 admission fee for the coke and whores at the after party. Hey, we can dream, can't we? V.B.

"Anti-Porn 'Feminists' Hold Conference" (@ AVN.com)

Previously: Nina Hartley Strikes Back, Pro-Porn Women, Women and Porn