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Porn Review Haikus: The Return

Several months up a tree with a flute can change one. So it is with mincing, new-bride-like steps that Porn Review Haikus returns, this time with a fresh batch of lyrics inspired by the bucolic Maximum Xposure porn foundry. The poetic...


Son of Porn Review Haikus

Everyone in porn will not hesitate to tell you of his or her utter legitimacy in some other arena, and yours truly is no exception; I am the Frank X. Gazzorini Haiku Fellow of Bogue Chitto's Ol' Seepy Watershed...


Pornreports: Porn Reviews Reviewed

After looking at press releases and boxcover copy all day that scream at me a variety of (usually scary, often misspelled) promises about the newest porn videos, user-submitted porn review sites are always a welcome respite to help me sift...


Porn Inspector

We're not just saying good things about this helpful online smut review site just because they said nice things about us (well, maybe a little)—Porn Inspector is a nicely designed, comprehensive resource that not only offers...


Blowjobs and Haikus

As if collecting the very finest in increasingly-harder-to-find hardcore blowjob pics on Flickr wasn't reason enough to visit his blog, DB provides seventeen syllables worth of commentary with each (pop)shot to uplift your porn gawking...


Porn Review Haikus: Extreme Edition

Says porn visionary Gram Ponante of his selection of smut flicks that get the literary treatment this week: "Just as the opposite of fear is love, the opposite of ... Hey listen: I don't know where I'm going with that, but there's...


The Ignominious Return Of Porn Review Haikus: International MILF Edition

"Slutty fuck toys give in to their dripping wet desires and take a deep dicking that is nothing short of spectacular. Cock crazed cuties get a pussy pounding that leaves their steamy slits red and raw," reads the Grammy-winning liner notes of...


Porn (Non)Excellence: What Not To See

If, like us, your January paycheck is in the process of clearing and you're wondering how best to allocate your porn budget for the month, you might be interested in the very excellent list of not-very-excellent pay sites to avoid at Porn...


Porn Review Haikus

Porn visionary Gram Ponante plumbs the hidden depths of DVD box covers and returns for another week's worth of smut reviews for those with a literary bent. Or severely attenuated attention spans. (Or both.)


Porn Review Haikus

Taking a conceptual detour from poring over DVD box covers this week, porn visionary Gram Ponante turns his poetic attention towards self-help videos, pint-sized sex toys, and smut movies that haven't even finished filming yet. Who says...


Porn Review Haikus: Back to Basics Edition

Sure, any horny schmuck with a thesaurus and a rudimentary grasp of syllable count can come up with haikus about German goo girls, tranny porn, or erotic mummification—but it takes a true poetic genius to make even the most workaday...