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2008 Olympics

Faster, Higher, Naked-er: 21 Nude Olympic Athletes

Did you know that the athletes at the ancient Olympic Games competed in the nude? Of course there were also no babes allowed back then—so although we have progressed in some ways, don't you think that the 29th Olympiad would be more exciting if they brought back a few traditions? Fortunately, there have been plenty of combatants throughout the years who have defied modern convention and its unitards so that sports fans might marvel at the perfection of the human form. And you didn't think we forgot about those other paragons of sport, did you? After all, following tradition is what the Olympic spirit is all about. More »

2:15 PM on Fri Aug 8 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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Does The Jenna have a bun in the oven? That is to say: is she knocked up, with child, expecting, barefoot and/or preggers? Will the child have her mom's eyes or her dad's ability to crush a man's skull with his bare hands? And most important of all: will anyone still care in nine months? (nypost.com)

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Germans are apparently complaining that they can't go on vacation to Turkey without the Russians coming down and spoiling everything with their "whores and vodka". Um, aren't whores and vodka pretty much the reason you would go on vacation to begin with? (thelocal.de; thumb and vodka gallery via assexyasitgets.com)

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Fleshbot requests

You Asked For It: Hot Straight Men ... And The Women Who Fuck Them

Now that Playgirl has bid us farewell, straight women (or at least women who like to look at peen) are clamoring for a new source of hot, naked, straight men. (Okay, maybe they were clamoring before the end of Playgirl, too.) Good thing we were able to find some. Though straight porn tends to be focused more on the female talent, there's still a steady supply of hot studs putting the "jizz" in the jizz biz — and, at the request of Tropical Paradise, Ms Naughty, and lonbordin, we've rounded up some of them for your inspection after the jump. (Oh, and for those who are more boob-inclined, fear not: there are plenty of hot babes in the photos too. After all, how else could we prove that these guys are straight?) More »

1:15 PM on Fri Aug 8 2008
By Lux Nightmare
1,070 views, 1 comment

Latest by hatey: Hatey has a type. It's James Deen. more »

This week in lad mags

New Models Roll Off The Nuts Assembly Line

As Ford and General Motors could tell you (before they lost $100 gazillion dollars last quarter), you can't just keep churning out the same products year after year. You need to innovate or watch as the competition passes you by. That's also the philosophy of Nuts magazine, which is more than happy to pump out photos of classic favorites like Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard, but also has an active R&D department putting together new, impressively busty babes for your enjoyment. Their two latest entries in the market are the sleek and sporty Rosie and the high-octane Dylan, who may also be the magazine's first and only redhead. If only Detroit was so devoted to giving the people what they wanted—these two could stop even high gas prices in their tracks.

· Dylan and Rosie (galleries @ nuts.co.uk)

12:55 PM on Fri Aug 8 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
769 views, 2 comments

Latest by Ecks: I'm usually not into the bigger breasted models, but Dylan is certainly nice, now I wanna see her totally nude! (I know, that is unlikely.) Rosie is also easy on the eyes too. :) more »

Celebrity third nipplewatch

Lily Allen Shows Us A Nip (And Keeps Two To Herself)

It seems we can't go too far without running into Lily Allen's nipples these days. But it's not like we're complaining or anything. How often do we get to see a pair of famous boobs that and get to make a joke about third nipples at the same time? Gallery after the jump. More »

12:50 PM on Fri Aug 8 2008
By Lux Nightmare
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Hardcore

Doing It For (Somebody's) Daddy: Top Ten DILF Sex Videos

Between the yummy mummies and the MILFs, mothers get a lot of attention these days. But what about all the dads out there? Don't they deserve some love too? Or at least a good, hard shag? Father's Day may have passed us by, but it's never too late to offer up a tribute to all the DILFs who make our lives so special with their tender, caring touch. If you're somebody's daddy—or at least old enough to be one—then you're someone we'd like to ... well, you know. (And if you don't, see what we mean after the jump.) More »

12:25 PM on Fri Aug 8 2008
By Lux Nightmare
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Today is apparently International Orgasm Day, which is not to be confused with the UK's National Orgasm Day or Global Orgasm Day or Cosmic Orgasm Day. With all these orgasms going on, we're going to have to start scheduling them into our day planner. (thenaughtyamerican.com)

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The title of this gallery from Vice is "Four Naked Women Who Are Not My Wife And One Naked Woman Who Is", which surely wins the award this week for ... er, something. We're not sure which one is the wife and which ones are not, but if anyone of them wanted to tie us down to the old ball and chain you wouldn't hear any complaints. (viceland.com)

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Porn ninjas!

The Way Of The Ninja: Secret Sex Techniques Revealed!

The perpetrator of Maria Ozawa's "Female Ninja Rape" may still be at large, but at least this clip gives us some idea of what it might look like. Contrary to popular belief, ninjas leave their lightning quick in-and-out moves at the bedroom door—which is probably for the best, given that they also seem to have quite the taste for anal sex. Nevertheless, in true ninja fashion they're never without their swords. After all, those things can come in quite handy during foreplay. More »

11:15 AM on Fri Aug 8 2008
By Lux Nightmare
1,485 views, 1 comment

Latest by Conrad: If that's not Ninja Music, I don't know what is. more »

Celebrity bikini watch

Kim Kardashian, Quick Change Bikini Artist

We're not sure if these pictures are from two different days, or if Kim Kardashian happened to change suits in the middle of the day ... but we're pretty miffed at whatever photographer dropped the ball and didn't get pictures of the inbetween naked time. On the plus side, Kim does look pretty damn hot in her bikinis. Almost hot enough to make us forget that she's not naked! Click thumbnail for gallery. More »

10:45 AM on Fri Aug 8 2008
By Lux Nightmare
990 views, 1 comment

Latest by Big Tuna: "Turn around!" more »

Leather_Son Is In The Hawt Seat

We have two questions for Xtube user Leather_Son: where have you been hiding, and when are you posting another video of yourself jacking and moaning and sniffing your pits and popping a huge, sticky load? Actually, we don't care so much about the first answer—as long as the second one is "immediately". Click the thumbnail to see why we want to see more.

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Change is good

Fleshbot Comments: Gt Pwnd

The sentient robots that constructed the Gawker Media Matrix and enslaved us in the wheels of this giant blogging machine have given us a new toy to play with. It's called disemvoweling and with the click of a button it gives us the power to remove all the vowels from any one of your comments! Why would we want to do this? Good question! More »

10:30 AM on Fri Aug 8 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
505 views, 5 comments

The poor fellow underneath the sheet here is not dead—he's merely being extracted from a rather delicate situation. And by that we mean his penis is being extracted from the steel bench that he tried to hump. Just so you know, if you're desperate to try a metal cock ring there are better ways to go about it. (weirdasianews.com)

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Three years ago, the Houston police confiscated $50,000 worth of toys from a local sex shop and now that the charges have been dropped and they want their property back ... all the evidence has mysteriously gone missing. If only there was someone you could turn to when your things get stolen! (chron.com + avn.com)

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porn of the moment

"Bear Oasis" Gets Hairy In The Palms

We understand that bears are not everyone's cup of tea. Sure, they're becoming a lot more mainstream these days, but they're still a little fetishy for a lot of garden variety twink-loving pornoisseurs out there. So we understand that companies making porn for bear enthusiasts don't have as much money to spend on their productions as, say, Michael Lucas. More »

9:15 AM on Fri Aug 8 2008
By sturtle
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8:05 AM on Fri Aug 8 2008
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You are there

Popshots of the Week! The Long And Short Of It

As the lithe Audrey Elson might tell you, sometimes the best outfit is no outfit at all. Lounging on the set of the Anabolic production of director Ivan's "Creampie Explosions 3"—yes, they said it couldn't be made—the 5'10" Elson makes a good case for never wearing anything again.

Join us after the gap for more Popshots, in which we show porn stars not as the world sees them but how they really are.

9:15 PM on Thu Aug 7 2008
By Gram Ponante
12,025 views, 5 comments

Latest by I.M.B.Y "Kiss My Intellect Goodbye": As far as "Pop Shots Of the Week" and the "You are there" title; I wish there were more like this. They make me feel warm, and it isn't just the lack of A/C more »

Faster, Higher, Naked-er: 21 Nude Olympic Athletes

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