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hortense commented on Reader Roundup

"In fairness, I did get a recent check in from MsAnthrope, and it was a joke."

http://jezebel.com/5039585/#c7332314 4:49 PM on Aug 20

hortense commented on Orlando Bloom Poses With Crotch Rocket Protectors

""The eye of the meter maid is upon us.""

http://jezebel.com/5039542/#c7331237 4:15 PM on Aug 20

hortense commented on A new study reports that men

"@Spaceman Bill Leah: I'm not your buddy, guy!"

http://jezebel.com/5039524/#c7326519 1:50 PM on Aug 20

hortense commented on Jennifer Garner's Clean Beamer

"@ceejeemcbeegee: I drive a DeLorean that is powered by trash that runs through a Mr."

http://jezebel.com/5039319/#c7325497 1:19 PM on Aug 20

hortense commented on Jennifer Garner's Clean Beamer

"And also, I don't care what you power it with or how shiny you get it, a BMW will always be dirty to me."

http://jezebel.com/5039319/#c7325383 1:15 PM on Aug 20

hortense commented on Jennifer Garner's Clean Beamer

"The Hindenburg was also powered by hydrogen, yes?"

http://jezebel.com/5039319/#c7325362 1:15 PM on Aug 20

hortense commented on There's No Boxing Day For Olympic Women In Beijing

"@little stripes: BMX debuted in the Olympics today!"

http://jezebel.com/5039397/#c7325289 1:13 PM on Aug 20

hortense commented on There's No Boxing Day For Olympic Women In Beijing

"@ilikenoise: Skateboarding, as well."

http://jezebel.com/5039397/#c7325034 1:05 PM on Aug 20

hortense commented on Golden Girls: Fukuhara Ai

""Ms."

http://jezebel.com/5039457/#c7324723 12:55 PM on Aug 20

hortense commented on Loose Lips

"Oh man."

http://jezebel.com/5039440/#c7322658 11:46 AM on Aug 20

hortense commented on Reader Roundup

"@aubonpam: Yeah, that person was banned, actually."

http://jezebel.com/5039007/#c7309166 4:53 PM on Aug 19

hortense commented on Blake Lively: What A Croc

"@Easybreezy: You got it!"

http://jezebel.com/5038971/#c7308081 4:18 PM on Aug 19

hortense commented on Blake Lively: What A Croc

"@ivamarie: @godwearschanel: You might want to read this: [jezebel.com]"

http://jezebel.com/5038971/#c7307976 4:15 PM on Aug 19

hortense commented on Blake Lively: What A Croc

"Rumor has it that she was only called to the set after they had called The Doctor and The Nurse."

http://jezebel.com/5038971/#c7307958 4:14 PM on Aug 19

hortense commented on Hair 'Dos And Don'ts

"I had hair very similar to Agyness for many years, and it is a bitch to keep up, though I'd say the color is more of an expense/hassle than the cut itself."

http://jezebel.com/5038992/#c7307196 3:49 PM on Aug 19

hortense commented on Did You Take Home Ec? Did You Learn Anything?

"@stacyinbean: Well that's a step up from stapling my pants and safety pinning on buttons!"

http://jezebel.com/5038948/#c7306928 3:41 PM on Aug 19

hortense commented on Did You Take Home Ec? Did You Learn Anything?

"In middle school, everyone had to take a revolving schedule of sewing, cooking, woodworking and the like."

http://jezebel.com/5038948/#c7306736 3:35 PM on Aug 19

hortense commented on Points For Effort: Vogue Reality Series About Modeling Is Surprisingly Realistic, A Little Boring

"@ExtensionOfBob: Mine was "Living Dolls": "

http://jezebel.com/5038797/#c7306260 3:18 PM on Aug 19

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