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"@saltie: These girls aren't as attractive as most "alt" models"

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"This comic made the appreciate the Love Guru so much more."

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"so the final verdict is: a little goes a long way p.s."

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"regina, pronounced similar to vagina, means queen in latin."

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"This doesn't serve the empire so long as they all remain in a non-spread eagle position"

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"I think I'm going to shave my girlfriends' heads whilst they sleepeth..."

angelicbeef commented on What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Tender Discoveries Edition

"There's an interesting chain of thought here: My first steampunk fuck my first victorian-style bicycle race my first time being trapped in the gorilla cages my first nude soapbox derby my first pubic haircut my first anal waxing my first goatse my first twinkie my first "I swear I thought it was a woman!" ladyboy my first slip in the turkish bathhouse my first time in an apple orchard my first roadhead my first alien abduction (lightning always strikes these cooks more than once) my first suck my way out of a speeding ticket my first arrest my first air balloon ride (what to you do while floating for hours?!)"

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