B commented on The Dark Knight To Become An Annual Event?

"My two favorite Christmas movies are Die Hard and Brazil."

B commented on NFL Season Preview: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

"So, the Bucs are better than the Giants because they lost to the Giants in an earlier round than the Cowboys did?"

B commented on "Dollar Or More" Store Apparently Doing Better Than "99 cents Or Less" Store

"@SkokieGuy: Do you work for Verizon?"

B commented on PCH, Who's Afraid Of Cheap French Cars Edition: Peugeot 504 or Renault 12?

"Well, my Factory is getting pretty hot, so the Renault 12 it is."

B commented on Star Trek Isn't Just About Exploring The Past After All

"Star Trek, you want a new idea, here's one."

B commented on This Frosty Must Be Delicious

"@dripdrop: My boss does this too, which doesn't mean you're not a wierdo."

B commented on Obama Promises National Tech Officer and a Space Advisor to the President

"@Log1c: Too bad McCain can't use a computer, or he might be able to check out that website."

B commented on Melting Dalek Costs Thousands Of Dollars

"The reason these toys are worth so much is cause your mom, and moms everywhere, trashed them."

B commented on "The Computer" At AT&T Is All Powerful And Humans Have Lost Control!

"@Mfalconieri: Yea."

B commented on Stanley Kubrick Porn, Or How We Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Sex Odysseys

"[Strangelove's plan for post-nuclear war survival involves living underground with a 10:1 female-to-male ratio] General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man."

B commented on Do You Think You Can Drive Better Than ESC?

"Do I think I can?"

B commented on Villain Cage Match Day 4: Joker Vs. Q!

"Q is a lazy fiction device...The joker is a well developed, fascinating madman."

B commented on This Dollar Store Taunts You With The Past

"@esd2020: Bad deal on the penny candy, then."

B commented on Campbell's Decides That 30-Year-Old Men Are Capable Of Making Their Own Soup

"Well, once they invented pull-tabs for soup cans, it was only a matter of time."

B commented on Who's Smiling Now? Enzyte Scammer Gets 25 Years In Prison

"Can those Extenz guys be next?"

B commented on Craigslist Keyword Spammers: Really Helping You?

"@LamerX: That car deserves to be a PCH entrant."

B commented on Deadly Disease Has 3 Stages: Endearments, Tongue-Twisters... And Face-Biting

"Which stage of the disease is turning into Don Imus?"

B commented on Kelly 4 Free (4 Real!)

"Pay for porn?"