Ssshhh ... Unkings is "Cuming"
We've always been fans of strong, silent types: apart from the muscles that usually accompany the "strong" part, we really love silence. After all, nothing spoils a mood faster than a hot date screaming "FUCK MY DADDY HOLE!" loud enough for Mom to hear all the way upstairs. Which is all the more reason to love Xtube user Unkings. He knows when to zip the lips and unzip the pants and let his giant, throbbing freak flag flutter stiffly (and silently!) in the wind. Check his sublime performance after the jump. More »The founder of the company that makes the fake penis enlargement pill Enzyte has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for fraud (!). That's what you get for making people feel bad about their small penises ... and defrauding the public of about $400 million. Now will people stop buying that crap? More »
Alex Eden and Brandon James @ Randy Blue: Porn Is Hard
Do we really have to remind you folks that porn is a job? Sure, it has its perks (e.g. sex, free bottled water on porn sets), but there are plenty of shortcomings, too (e.g. lingering social stigma, no coffee on porn sets). Just like you, laborers in the flesh mines spend a lot of time waiting around and being told what to do—and like you, they're not always happy about it. As proof, we submit this brief behind-the-scenes video of a Randy Blue photoshoot starring Alex Eden and Brandon James. Maybe it's just us, but apart from the (semi) hardons, they seem about as engaged as our newest intern Giovanni—which is to say, not at all. Also sad: neither is smiling with his eyes. Sadder still: Brandon's unfortunate coiffure. Catch the hot, humpy drudgery after the jump: More »Will Wright Okays Spore Penis Monsters
Remember those Spore penis monsters everyone was going crazy making when the hotly anticipated game's creature generator was released a few months ago? Well it seems that Spore's designer Will Wright is perfectly okay with them — in fact, he's even impressed by what he's seen. More »Veoh wins DMCA case against gay porn producer Titan Media
FROM VALLEYWAG.COM: In a summary judgement issued today, Judge Howard Lloyd of the Northern California Federal District Court declared that online video site Veoh can not be held liable for copyright infringement in a case brought by the Io Group, an adult content producer better known as Titan Media. More »"My First Time Swallowing" (Yeah, Right)
Today's peek into the solo sex lives of strangers is an anonymously posted clip called "My First Time Swallowing". Despite the coy title and the ingénue camera work, we think this fuzzy hottie's attempt to grimace when cum hits tongue is half-hearted at best. Could we have a closet guzzler on our hands? Jump over to the (non-embeddable) YouPornGay to take a look, then let us know what you think in the comments. We know you have experience when it comes to this sort of thing. (Identifying true amateur cum swallowers from the ones who merely say they are, we mean. What did you think we meant?) More »Trojan Rock Presents ... Trojan Rock!
As the former owner of one of the UK's largest television production companies, Gavin Hay is obviously no stranger to putting himself in the media spotlight. Which is why we're not too surprised by the candor with which he discusses his new career as AlphaMale Media muscle bear porn majordomo and performer "Trojan Rock" with with our pals at World of Wonder: "I have always been Hard, hence my name ... I started working out a few years before I left the glamorous world of TV. It's just that I was always dressed, so no one noticed. Oh, and I'm doing yoga, so I can get to self suck. " (We're also not too surprised that the two "tips" we received today about the interview came from Mr. Hay himself, even though they were written in the third person. Hey, you don't get to be a muscle bear porn majordomo by being a wallflower, you know.)
• "Trojan Horse" (interview @ worldofwonder.net)
• AlphaMale Media (alphamalemedia.com; see Trojan Rock's profile here)
Going Back To School With After Dark
Before the interweb made hipness easy by spreading trends at the speed of "right click/save as", people had to figure out what was hot by reading magazines. And of the many rags crowding the newsstands, the hippest, hottest window onto downtown culture was easily After Dark. Covering art, fashion, music, and everything else the urbane urbanite needed to know, After Dark was especially popular among The Gays—not least because of its fondness for spreads of models, uh, spreading. If you've never had the pleasure, Flickr user HillyBlue has been uploading a motherlode of scans over the last year or so covering After Dark's heyday from the mid-60s to the 1980s. If nothing else, you'll learn that Tommy Lee Jones has always been old, Barry Manilow has always been funny looking, Robby Benson was a total babe, and that hot guy from "Boys in the Band" was even hotter out of costume.
• After Dark: Before 1973, 1974-1976, 1977-1979, and After 1980 (flickr.com - thanks Bob)




















