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JockWatch: Gabe Kapler Gets Our Attention With the Olympics (finally) over, sports loving gays can turn their attention once more to two of our most beloved patriotic pastimes: masturbation and baseball. And there's no more strokeworthy object of our affection in either field these days than Milwaukee Brewers' outfielder Gabe Kapler. Although he's totally married with kids and stuff, he's not shy about showing off his physique. Repeatedly. Also of interest: during his Red Sox days, he was the lone Democrat on a team full of Republicans. Regardless of your own political leanings, you gotta give the guy props for speaking his mind. In fact, we're saluting him as we speak. (GaySports.com)

Kurt Lockwood & Evan Grey: Switching Teams (And Names) Speaking of bi guys, Club Hancock has just released their long-awaited video featuring straight porn's former reigning bad boy Kurt Lockwood in a switch-hitting fuckfest with hot lady India and studpup Evan Grey. Under other names (Hayden Stephens and Seth Sweet), Mr. Grey has dabbled in mansex before, but this is Lockwood's first go—onscreen, anyway. By the look of this preview video and stills it appears he did just fine. All you Kinsey 3's, can we get a "w00t"? (queermenow.net; more @ ClubHancock.com)

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Blake Riley: The Bi-Guy Next Door Let's face it: a lot of people have a hard time when it comes to flip-floppers, and it's just as true in politics (anyone remember John Kerry?) as it in porn. Sure, we can get excited about a little top/bottom versatility—but full-on switch-hitting? Why, simply raising the issue that some guys like the pole and the hole is enough to start a flame war—just check the comments in response to our post on "Shifting Gears"! Our pals at GayPornBlog posted an interview with one of that flick's stars, Blake Riley, in part to show what a sweetie he is (and he is!), but also to put a face on bisexuality. And if the interview's accurate, that's a face that likes being sat upon. Table for two? (gaypornblog.com)

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Ssshhh ... Unkings is "Cuming"

We've always been fans of strong, silent types: apart from the muscles that usually accompany the "strong" part, we really love silence. After all, nothing spoils a mood faster than a hot date screaming "FUCK MY DADDY HOLE!" loud enough for Mom to hear all the way upstairs. Which is all the more reason to love Xtube user Unkings. He knows when to zip the lips and unzip the pants and let his giant, throbbing freak flag flutter stiffly (and silently!) in the wind. Check his sublime performance after the jump. More »

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The founder of the company that makes the fake penis enlargement pill Enzyte has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for fraud (!). That's what you get for making people feel bad about their small penises ... and defrauding the public of about $400 million. Now will people stop buying that crap? More »

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Alex Eden and Brandon James @ Randy Blue: Porn Is Hard

Do we really have to remind you folks that porn is a job? Sure, it has its perks (e.g. sex, free bottled water on porn sets), but there are plenty of shortcomings, too (e.g. lingering social stigma, no coffee on porn sets). Just like you, laborers in the flesh mines spend a lot of time waiting around and being told what to do—and like you, they're not always happy about it. As proof, we submit this brief behind-the-scenes video of a Randy Blue photoshoot starring Alex Eden and Brandon James. Maybe it's just us, but apart from the (semi) hardons, they seem about as engaged as our newest intern Giovanni—which is to say, not at all. Also sad: neither is smiling with his eyes. Sadder still: Brandon's unfortunate coiffure. Catch the hot, humpy drudgery after the jump: More »

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Will Wright Okays Spore Penis Monsters

Remember those Spore penis monsters everyone was going crazy making when the hotly anticipated game's creature generator was released a few months ago? Well it seems that Spore's designer Will Wright is perfectly okay with them — in fact, he's even impressed by what he's seen. More »

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Veoh wins DMCA case against gay porn producer Titan Media

FROM VALLEYWAG.COM: In a summary judgement issued today, Judge Howard Lloyd of the Northern California Federal District Court declared that online video site Veoh can not be held liable for copyright infringement in a case brought by the Io Group, an adult content producer better known as Titan Media. More »

2009 FDNY Beefcake Calendar: More Pose, Less Hose Given the giant hoo-ha that surrounded last year's FDNY beefcake calendar—and the fact that we remember hearing that the 2008 edition would be the last one ever—you'd think we would have noticed that the 2009 edition has recently gone on sale and that our pals at The Sword posted a bunch of pictures from it last week. Maybe the fact that there's no verifiably giant hoo-has included in the new lineup has something to do with our lack of interest? (thesword.com)

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"My First Time Swallowing" (Yeah, Right)

Today's peek into the solo sex lives of strangers is an anonymously posted clip called "My First Time Swallowing". Despite the coy title and the ingénue camera work, we think this fuzzy hottie's attempt to grimace when cum hits tongue is half-hearted at best. Could we have a closet guzzler on our hands? Jump over to the (non-embeddable) YouPornGay to take a look, then let us know what you think in the comments. We know you have experience when it comes to this sort of thing. (Identifying true amateur cum swallowers from the ones who merely say they are, we mean. What did you think we meant?) More »

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Trojan Rock Presents ... Trojan Rock!

As the former owner of one of the UK's largest television production companies, Gavin Hay is obviously no stranger to putting himself in the media spotlight. Which is why we're not too surprised by the candor with which he discusses his new career as AlphaMale Media muscle bear porn majordomo and performer "Trojan Rock" with with our pals at World of Wonder: "I have always been Hard, hence my name ... I started working out a few years before I left the glamorous world of TV. It's just that I was always dressed, so no one noticed. Oh, and I'm doing yoga, so I can get to self suck. " (We're also not too surprised that the two "tips" we received today about the interview came from Mr. Hay himself, even though they were written in the third person. Hey, you don't get to be a muscle bear porn majordomo by being a wallflower, you know.)

"Trojan Horse" (interview @ worldofwonder.net)
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Cuadra & Kerekes Dodge The Hot Seat, For Now Followers of the Harlow Cuadra/Joseph Kerekes murder trial may be disappointed to learn that the start date has been postponed yet again—unless prolonged legal drama is one of the things that interested them in the case in the first place. According to Xbiz.com, defense attorneys for the two former porn stars—who are accused of homicide, robbery, arson, abuse of a corpse and conspiracy to commit murder on Cobra Video owner Brian Kocis—need more time to prepare, or something, though the judge overseeing the case warned that "there will be no additional continuances" as the case goes forward. Stay tuned until the trial picks up again on January 5. Maybe. (xbiz.com)

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Going Back To School With After Dark

Before the interweb made hipness easy by spreading trends at the speed of "right click/save as", people had to figure out what was hot by reading magazines. And of the many rags crowding the newsstands, the hippest, hottest window onto downtown culture was easily After Dark. Covering art, fashion, music, and everything else the urbane urbanite needed to know, After Dark was especially popular among The Gays—not least because of its fondness for spreads of models, uh, spreading. If you've never had the pleasure, Flickr user HillyBlue has been uploading a motherlode of scans over the last year or so covering After Dark's heyday from the mid-60s to the 1980s. If nothing else, you'll learn that Tommy Lee Jones has always been old, Barry Manilow has always been funny looking, Robby Benson was a total babe, and that hot guy from "Boys in the Band" was even hotter out of costume.

• After Dark: Before 1973, 1974-1976, 1977-1979, and After 1980 (flickr.com - thanks Bob)


Gray Lady Lets Roland Emmerich's Dildo Slide Let's face it: Tuesdays can be a little dull. We've finished gossiping about last weekend's shenanigans, and we haven't yet started thinking about what we're doing next weekend. The new "Project Runway" is still a whole 36 hours away. And we can't even make any naughty puns like we can with "hump day"! So, left with nothing to do but catch up on our reading, you can imagine our surprise as we flipped nonchalantly through the New York Times' slideshow of movie bigwig Roland Emmerich's London home and saw a shot of his bedroom—complete with a bear daddy bedside portrait, an implicitly kinky punching bag, and a giant stainless steel dildo. Yeah, it's disguised as a digital clock, but it's still a dildo. Yet another sign of the studied hipness of the Gray Lady's Style section, or a sexy byproduct of some photo editor's failing eyesight? Click the thumbnail for a larger view and decide for yourself.

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Miami Vices: Street Fare For Str8upchiKo

There are many reasons to like Miami. There's all that yummy Cuban food. And the fabulous shopping. And let's not forget all those palm tree-lined avenues full of with hot and horny semi-straight men who can be picked up on nearly any dog walk for the price of a well-brand mojito. As this video demonstrates, sexy bi-boy Str8upchiKo takes full advantage of that last of Miami's many amenities—and he gets a snack to boot! More »

They Always Just Want To Direct As you know, mainstream Hollywood can be a mean and bitter place where budding talent is milked for all its worth, sucked dry, then discarded like the brand new condom your father sometimes wishes he'd cracked open on the night you were conceived. The porn world is different, though! Sure, the sucking and the milking remain the same, but porn stars don't get booted to the curb—they become DILFs and beloved avuncular types! Or directors, like Steve Cruz and Leif Gobo, who have just been hired to co-direct a flick for Mustang Studios: their debut feature, "Blue Movie", should hit the stores this December. Hell, if Hollywood allowed for that kind of mobility, Neve Campbell might still walk among us. Though in all honesty, we're kinda glad she doesn't. (Ed. note: We apologize for our writer's animosity towards Neve Campbell. We don't understand it either.) (avn.com)

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Deafsexyboi22 Is All That (And More!)

The Xtube user who calls himself Deafsexyboi22 evidently picked two of his distinguishing characteristics for his online handle. We still have to wonder, though: with all those distinguishing characteristics he's got going in his favor, why did he stop at just two of them? Try and figure out some some of the other adjectives he could have used after the jump—though now that we think about it, typing "deafsexyhunghardflexibleandcumslikeafirehose22" every time he wanted to upload a new clip might have been a bit cumbersome. More »