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Today's the last day to enter the second (=gay!) installment of our Sex or Masturbation Contest: leave your guesses in the comments by 5pm EST. Come on, you know you want to. (Or at least you want one of these.)
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Despite all the protestations from outraged viewers in the comments (e.g. "This is most likely the worst piece of advertising ever made!"), this (alleged*) Austrian ad for Playstation 3 makes perfect sense to us ... even if it makes us realize we don't need to buy a Playstation to have ourselves a good time. After all, if some of us are already equipped with a multi-function joystick, why spend a couple of hundred bucks for another one? (adsoftheworld.com - thanks Mike)
The Perfect Kiss?
Sure, you might think being flexible and hung enough to practically deep throat your own dick like Aussie wonder hot_potato85 here would be the best thing ever, but have you ever considered how lonely it must be to spend all those nights alone in your bedroom without anyone to so much as lick your balls every once in a while? (Wait, he can do that too? We just lost our last reason not to be jealous. Never mind.)
So why is this model wearing a pair of boxer shorts on his head? You can try asking photographer Tate Tullier in this new spread at Fantastics Mag, but ultimately only the underwear themselves know for sure. Think if we asked them nicely they'd tell us what's going on underneath in pictures like this one too? (fantasticsmag.com)
We couldn't think of a more fitting way to mark National Masturbation Month than to have this Takashi Murakami sculpture of a naked anime dude ejaculating sell for $15 million at Sotheby's last night. Anonymous Telephone Bidder, we salute you ... whoever you are. (Gawker)
this week in press releases
It takes a special kind of adult entertainment company to keep winning the prize for our occasional Press Release of the Week feature—but there's no doubt that CockyBoys.com is exactly that kind of company. As you may recall, they scored a one-two punch in the competition back in March, but CockyBoys very well may have outdone themselves with today's epic missive in which they start out by taking noted houseplants talk show personalities Derek and Romaine to task for raking poor Jesse Santana over the coals during a recent interview and end with an impassioned call to boycott the behemoth that is Sirius Radio itself. We'll let you read the whole text after the jump, because we're still having a bit of trouble wrapping our mind around the whole brouhaha ourselves. (But hey, at least they included a rilly cute picture of Jesse in the email too.)
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CockyBoys Fights Media Monopoly (And Anyone Who Tries To Make Jesse Santana Look Dumb)
It takes a special kind of adult entertainment company to keep winning the prize for our occasional Press Release of the Week feature—but there's no doubt that CockyBoys.com is exactly that kind of company. As you may recall, they scored a one-two punch in the competition back in March, but CockyBoys very well may have outdone themselves with today's epic missive in which they start out by taking noted 
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Because Just One Night With Pierre Fitch Wouldn't Be Enough
Well hmm — if we had "One Night With Pierre Fitch" we'd try to score an early reservation at Momofuku Ko followed by a chamber music concert somewhere in the Village and a romantic midnight walk across the Brooklyn Bridge. But we suppose we'd settle for bending him over a bed like Turk Melrose and Trystian Sweet or letting him pound our ass like Mario Borfuk if we really had to. Any chance they could extend the offer to two nights maybe?More »
In news that only serves to inform us of something we've known for a long time, it seems there are women out there who love gay porn, apparently for the hot dudes. Wait, you mean women aren't into seeing Ron Jeremy get his freak on? Now that's news to us. (villagevoice.com)
Deeper Inside Chi Chi LaRue
Sure, you might think you know everything there is to know about legendary porn directrix Chi Chi LaRue already, but as this new two-part interview makes clear s/he's a lot more than a fabulous collection of wigs, a couple of tubes of mascara, and an unwavering commitment to safer sex. (OK, so maybe you didn't know just how strong Chi Chi's commitment to safer sex really was. See? Don't say we never taught you anything.) (menofcolor.blogs.com; see Part 2 here)
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Fleshbot's Masturbation Or Sex? Contest, Part Two: Because Guys Do It Too
We had so much fun with our first Masturbation Or Sex? Contest that we decided to do another one ... and this time, we're going gay! (Isn't everyone?) If you fancy yourself a master masturbator, now's your chance to prove it. Show us that you can tell the difference between a solo and a duet and you'll have a chance to win a fabulous (and sexy) prize. More details and photos after the jump. More »
4:40 PM on Tue May 13 2008
By Lux Nightmare
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The Hunger Of "Juvie Boys 2"
This may come as a shocker, but it's time to face facts: the world is going global! Forget apple pie and LOLcats: today, websites are available in non-English languages; Mickey D's offers salads with exotic Asian flavors; and beloved American icons like Kim Cattrall turn out to be, in fact, Canadian. In such a topsy-turvy place, is it any wonder that the rising stars of porn possess names that confuse the Western tongue, like Makhalyo Shebedyak? Or that provocatively-cheekboned erotic impresario Michael Lucas is the man introducing them to the cheeseburger-eating public? Nyet, we say! More »
Beating It With Wolf Hudson
There are many reasons why we have a not-so-secret crush on the eminently crushable Wolf Hudson, but we're not sure this impromptu naked Michael Jackson tribute dance is one of them. (Wait, what are we saying? Actually, that impromptu naked Michael Jackson tribute dance is exactly the sort of thing that makes us crush on him so hard in the first place. Sorry, all that moonwalking must've made us a little dizzy there for a second.)
There's something special about Blake Mason's Matt H. that puts a big old smile on our face every time we see him in a new update, but we can't quite figure out what it is. Could it be that naughty straight dude charm thing he's got going on? His winning smile? Or that delicious assortment of birthmarks that pepper his lanky frame? Whatever it is, we have a hard time putting our finger on it. (Chipping our teeth on it, however, would probably be quite easy.) (previews @ blakemason.com)
This Week In Underwear Marketing
Since it's been at least a couple of weeks since we last introduced you to a new underwear brand with an oh-so-cleverly spelled name, may we introduce you to the boys at TeamM8 and their sexily nationalistic line of skivvies? There, now you're all caught up ... until the next new underwear brand with an oh-so-cleverly spelled name comes along. (teamm8.com, via dudetubeonline.com)
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While life at Fleshbot Central is invariably glamorous, erotic, and exciting, even we have a hard time focusing when it's Friday and the weather's begging us to come outside for another street vendor hot dog or two. (Hell, we have a hard time focusing anytime hot dogs are involved—they're so tasty!) But when we wake up to find a breathy press release and some links to a trailer lingering suggestively in our inbox, we snap right back to attention. Such was the case this morning when we received a missive from Elite Male heralding the impending release of "Brotherhood Secrets", the long-awaited video debut of the Visconti Triplets. Armed with zip file full of hot nekkid goodness, we soon forgot about hot dogs and became obsessed with wieners and buns. (Ed note: sorry.)
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"Brotherhood Secrets" Are Out Of The Bag
While life at Fleshbot Central is invariably glamorous, erotic, and exciting, even we have a hard time focusing when it's Friday and the weather's begging us to come outside for another street vendor hot dog or two. (Hell, we have a hard time focusing anytime hot dogs are involved—they're so tasty!) But when we wake up to find a breathy press release and some links to a trailer lingering suggestively in our inbox, we snap right back to attention. Such was the case this morning when we received a missive from Elite Male heralding the impending release of "Brotherhood Secrets", the long-awaited video debut of the Visconti Triplets. Armed with zip file full of hot nekkid goodness, we soon forgot about hot dogs and became obsessed with wieners and buns. (Ed note: sorry.)
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Danny's Male Celebrity Fakes: Where (Real) Celebrities Get Naked (Not Really)
By the way, that "naked" "Ashton Kutcher" photo we used for the thumbnail in that last post? We found it during an interweb search for sexy Kutcheriana courtesy of a modest lad named Danny, who describes himself as "young, hot, (and) horny" and who fortunately backs up his hubris by hosting a series of blogs devoted to frankly fake but frequently fetching photos of male celebrities doing things you wouldn't see covered by their SAG contracts. In addition to the usual suspects—Justin, Becks, et al.—Danny and his fellow artistes seem to have a penchant for a gratifyingly furry Matthew Fox (but who doesn't?) along with David Boreanz, Andy Roddick, and most of the male casts of "High School Musical" and the entire CW network. Sure, a lot of the submissions are more silly than sexy—but until Zac Efron decides to go the naked amateur photo route like some of his costars already have, where else are you going to go?
· MALE CELEBRITY FAKES and MALE CELEBRITY FAKES 2 (dannyhorny.blogspot.com + malecelebrityfakes2.blogspot.com)
